My new most embarassing moment...

[Cyprus106]

Fresh off the presses: This probably happened an hour ago, tops.

i work here at a nice professional computer firm. It's been finals week right so i haven't given a shit and just come in wearing whatever instead of relatively nice clothing, which i usually do, which is usually what you SHOULD do, though not necessarily required. I've just been hiding in my office so nobody sees me. Well ive been out of laundry and too flustered and busy to do any more. so after wearing the same clothes for like 4 days, i finally decided to wear different clothes so i stole my roommates decent looking shirt for the office and my best friend's pants. his pants are about 2 sizes too big, and ive been wearing them since last night. so when i walk I gotta hold em up or they hit my knees. Secretarys didn't have any safety pins. the receptionist told me to use the industrial stapler to staple the side for the time being. So I go into the media room to staple my freakin' pants and got this huge industrial size stapler, I'm holding the thing up, and it's like 2 foot long, and here i am trying to staple my pants. That's about the time that one of the highest ranking employees below the boss just happens to walk in. I got this incredibly wierd look then he was just like "*sigh* matt matt matt...." so here I am holding this HUGE stapler to my pants, which are halfway to my knees, trying to staple my pants with a binder stapler, and my coworker walks in. So I've got NO IDEA what to say... I'm like "uuh... it's laundry day... and finals week... uum... " So I gave up, decided it would be less ssevere if I just left, and tried making a quick exit to the door when I dropped the stapler, which half went down my pants and half went outside, and it weighed em down so much they almost fell the fuck off, since the bitch is huge. I slap HARD to try to catch the stapler before it drags my pants all the way down, instead of 3/4 the way down my ass, and it shoots a few staples into my pants. So now I gotta dig out the stapler, but its snagged on the last staple it just shot. he's trying to act cool about it, im just trying to get the dizamned stapler out of my fucking pants and get the hell outta there, and it keeps snagging on the fucking staple! He just can't know what to think. He's certainly not laughing, im like freaking red, fucking with this stapler and I'm trying to get the hell outta there but im not gonna run down the hall to my office with a stapler hanging out of my pants... finally i got it out and he's just dicking with the printer, still eyeballing me out of his peripherial vision, i finally take off and he's like "Load Letter, huh... hmm..." Now he was the last person I needed to see in the office because I wasn't wearing a hawaiian shirt today since mine are dirty, but I wasn't far off. And I was wearing sandals, which he obviously noticed and noted. Sandals are about the only real DONT WEAR THIS in the office. The look on his face when he waltzes in and notices the head of the QA department stapling his pants... he just stopped, hesitated for a second or so, then tried to ignore it. The only way that couldda been worse is had my boss walked in immedietly after that. I figure SOMEBODY might be able to get a kick out of my humiliation.

[Andydg]

roflmao

[crayzayjay]

Off topic where do you people get them pictures??

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

funny.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by karmacae

Off topic where do you people get them pictures??

Google Image search

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[SniperX13]

staple boy

[95cord]

thats gotta suck

[YogsVR4]

Now that is a bizzare day. Whatever made you believe that stapling your pants was a good idea in the first place?

[sivic02]

Yogs has a point, a stapler would be the last thing I would think of. Why not string, a rubber band, or just eat like 12 big macs and the pants will fit.

*EDIT* Oh, almost forgot...

You win...

[honda_racing101]

rofl lmfao!

[Oz]

[SeXy_AnGeL]

LMAO! I've stapled my pants before....come on, you know you ALL have wanted to do it to keep someone else's pants on you while you walk across campus back to your place

[Jonno]

I had just bought a new pair of jeans to wear out to the rugby one day, only they hadn't been taken up at the bottom yet and I didn't want to wear out the bottom, so I stapeled the back of the pants to my boots. Worked, but was a pain in the ass to get the staples out later.