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Old 05-10-2005, 04:08 PM
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funny ass story!!!
A friend of mine found this on his mncgp site he frequents.... kinda a long story but still funny nonetheless...

http://www.mncgp.com/forum/forum_pos...?TID=3562&PN=1
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Re: funny ass story!!!
Thats just wrong I cant even laugh at that. he decribed it in a lot of detail to NASTY.
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I'm saddened that this guy has such a talent for storytelling and writing to then write a story about shit and vommit. Ew.
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Re: funny ass story!!!
ugh. That guy went to far into detail
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ROFL. I read this somewhere else before lo. I know it's immature, but there is just something so funny about this stories poo and puke haha.
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Re: funny ass story!!!
Is it just me or did the link stop working?
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Re: funny ass story!!!
Its dead I think.
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Re: funny ass story!!!
nope... link is still workin....
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Awsome story!! I'm going to Ryan's for dinner tonight.
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Re: funny ass story!!!
Nevermind its working now, pritty funny but also too much detail. lol
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Re: Re: funny ass story!!!
The by far worst story I've ever read is definately...
http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm (Not for the kiddies!)

It's about the worst roommate ever. It is by far longer. Not as funny unless you have lived with a roommate whom you thought was bad. This guy blows anyone out of the water ^^
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Re: funny ass story!!!
Nova1313...... all I can say is wow .......
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Very well written IMO. I can't imagine something that horrible happening to anyone, but I'm sure it has. Thx for sharing
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Re: funny ass story!!!
nova1313... holy hell. what a story. what a tard.
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Re: funny ass story!!!
I warned you all. The drawing at the end after you have read it all and envisioned it taking place including the final standoff through the apartment is what really makes me laugh.

I had a really shitty roommate. I thought he was bad. But this guy. Wow just wow...
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