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Old 05-08-2005, 05:31 PM
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Touching story

A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter
evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples
eating
there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.

You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a
couple who
has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his
order
with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a
table
near the back wall and started taking food off the tray. There was one
hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it
in
half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully
counted out
the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile
in
front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and
then
set the cup down between them.

As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to
get
restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old
couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his French fries one young man stood and came
over
to the old couples' table. He politely offered to buy another meal for
the
old couple to eat The old man replied that they were just fine. They
were
used to sharing everything.

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She
just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let
him
buy them something to eat. This time the lady explained that no, they
were
used to sharing everything together.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly
with a
napkin the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came over to
their
table and offered to buy some food. After being politely refused again
he
finally asked a question of the little old lady.

"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. What
is
it that you are waiting for?" She answered...
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"We Even share the False Teeth".
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Old 05-08-2005, 05:36 PM
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Re: Touching story

that was a predictable story
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Old 05-08-2005, 06:11 PM
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Re: Touching story

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LOL I didn't see the teeth thing coming
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ghahahaha thats awesome
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Old 05-08-2005, 06:39 PM
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Re: Touching story

Tonio would have been proud of that one
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