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The Lude, the Cop, and the Deer
Aight first this is just a story of my lil adventure last night and I thought who better to share it with than my fellow Hondains.
Aight last night I get in my car start up and back out the driveway. I pull off and start my way into the city to take my boy home. Its about 10:30 at night and no other cars were on the road. As Im driving down the road I pass a deer, on the side of the road, but I didnt see him until the last min. I thought to my self "Oh shit, I better pay just a lil more attention." Well I keep driving get into to town, drop him off, and start to head back. So I go back the same way I came to get back to my house. I take the right and to the left is a gas station and I see 2 cops with a STi pulledd over in it. I go up a hill and see a state boy at the top of the hill with his break lights on. I pushed in the clutch so the exhaust would be so loud when i cruised by. But he didnt surprise me when he pulled out behind me. I thought " Damn I dont even have my L's on me, its at the house and Im ridin dirty." Well he flys the fuck up on my ass and sits there. Im lookin at the road and lookin at his ass. As Im watching the road in the corner of my eye i saw something flash in my side mirror. I look in my rear view and the cop is up off me cause he slowed down fast. I also see this deer freakin all disoriented and wobbling around. When the deer hit the side of his car he was turned facing the left side of the road so u could see damage to the side in the street lights. We were in a 35 zone thats turns to 45 and the street lights end. Well I did the speed limit for about 30secs to get a lil distance dropped that bitch in 3rd and rolled the fuck out.
Moral: Not all Deer are out to get us, this one saved my ass.
Now to find that deer and smoke a bob with it as a TY
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