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05-02-2005, 07:07 PM
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The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
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05-02-2005, 07:25 PM
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Re: The Lone Ranger
Haha, i wasn't even expecting that, that was good.
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05-02-2005, 07:34 PM
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05-02-2005, 07:44 PM
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Re: The Lone Ranger
heard it before but with sherlock holmes and watson
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05-03-2005, 02:30 AM
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Ditto, only I've heard both. I think my grandfather told me... 
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