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05-02-2005, 01:37 PM
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Anyone for pumpkin pie...
Police arrested a 22-year-old white male, in a pumpkin patch at
11:38 p.m. on Friday. The male will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. He went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, he apparently failed to notice a County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until the officer approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said the officer. "I walked up to him and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." The officer went on to describe what happened when she approached him. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn ... is it midnight already??"  TS out (finding the other missing slipper)
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05-02-2005, 01:47 PM
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Re: Anyone for pumpkin pie...
 and I got all excited cause I want a piece of pumpkin pie
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05-02-2005, 01:48 PM
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 I didn’t see that coming, I almost spit on my monitor
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05-02-2005, 01:48 PM
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wow thats interesting, im really at a lost for words here on this one
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05-02-2005, 01:56 PM
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Re: Re: Anyone for pumpkin pie...
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 TS out (just found the other slipper)
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05-02-2005, 02:35 PM
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05-02-2005, 02:38 PM
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Re: Anyone for pumpkin pie...
"pumpkin" Don't they do that "down south"? Must've been a redneck.
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05-02-2005, 04:14 PM
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05-02-2005, 05:18 PM
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Re: Anyone for pumpkin pie...
damn pumpkin pumper!funny shit!
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