Omg! What A Drop Kick!

[Pistolpete]

My sides still hurt now two days later, i cant believe it, its not possible!
i know there are stupid people on the roads but on tuesday i realised that unless Darwin can eliminate these 'speciel' ppl from society our future on this plannet is uncertain.

ill explain.

driving with a mate in the white z, we pass a late 80's honda prelude, with a zorst, body kit and chrome mags.
we stop at the light and he comes alongside the z on the left.
Its a yougish looking guy with another dude in the front.
It was an automatic, cause i heard him flip it into neutral when he started to rev it. So he looks at us with a stupid 'haha im so going to kick ur asses' look on his face.
I think ok unless u have some serious mods....not likeley dude"
so i hold it at 3k and the light goes green.

Ok before the light turned green i heard him shift into gear and as i take off i look over at him. suddenly as i jump forwards i get what looks like the best launch i hace ever done, i must have nailed it!!!!!
sadly i was wrong, beacuse this absolute f$cking dumbass has put it into reverse! As i flew forwards he went backwards!! straight into the front of the truck behind him!!

it took us several soconds to work things out then promptly pulled over at the next petrol station to wet ourselves.
we actually laughed for so long that the attendent threatened to call security if we didnt move on or buy something.

OMG! there are some really stupid ppl on the plannet...but it makes it all worth wile when stuff like this happens!

[dampachi]

what the fuck is a zorst?

[PWRDbyUNCLEbens]

Originally Posted by Pistolpete

i get what looks like the best launch i hace ever done, i must have nailed it!!!!!
sadly i was wrong, beacuse this absolute f$cking dumbass has put it into reverse!

Best part. I have a hard time invisioning someone doing that, but funny as hell. Did you stop to take care of the wreck or just go on down the road?

[Right_LiRrr]

Originally Posted by dampachi

what the fuck is a zorst?

zorst as in exhaust. It's usually used to make fun of ppl with 5 inch aftermarket exhausts who think it'll add 500hp. e.g. "yo dude just got my zorst on my civic, going to pwn some evos now."

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Right_LiRrr

"yo dude just got my zorst on my civic, going to pwn some evos now."

Best quote ever.

[Musashi3000GT]

ROFL, that story just made my day bro. why oh why is there never a camera around when you need one?

Oh crap I cant stop laughing!
too funny

[Cl0ak]

I woulda been laughing so hard i'd of crashed. What a moron.

[CivRacer95]

If it were me, I would hopped out of my car, leaned in through the window, and then popped it into Drive for him. Then I would have said, "There you go, now go get 'em kiddo. And remember drive safe."

I've had a similar story once, it was grand. Yeah, you never have a camera when you need one. I gotta buy me a camera.

[bigirb2002]

rotf loooooooooooooooooool hilarious

[93rollaracer]

That was the greatest "racing" story I've ever heard.

[CivRacer95]

Originally Posted by 93rollaracer

That was the greatest "racing" story I've ever heard.

What are you talking about? He raced. The other dude just didn't know what direction to go.

[KDubbPL]

loool, oh man, that just made my day, haha uhh, make it stop HELP!!

EDIT: ok, im cool now, all that laughter made me forget 2 say "GREAT STORY!".

[KDubbPL]

Originally Posted by CivRacer95

What are you talking about? He raced. The other dude just didn't know what direction to go.

i think thats why he put racing in quotes... dont u?

[thecackster]

o man thats a great story!

[CivRacer95]

Originally Posted by KDubbPL

i think thats why he put racing in quotes... dont u?

I think I was being sarcastic. Don't you?