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Old 04-28-2005, 02:55 PM
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Unhappy Stupidity...

Blonde in an Elevator

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”
The blonde says, “Hmmm.. How do you give shoulders?”




That's No Raisin

A kid walks into a lunchroom at school and sees a fly on the table. He swats it and leaves.
Abother kid walks in, sees the dead fly and says, “Hey, cool, wings.” So he pulls off the wings and leaves.

Another kid comes in, sees the fly, and says, “Hey look! Legs!” So he pulls off the legs and leaves.

A third kid comes in and he also sees the dead fly. He leans over to look at it and pulls of its head.

Then the first kid comes back, sees it and says, “Hey, look, a raisin,” and he eats it
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Snake Bite

"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.
"Why?" asked the second.

"Because I just bit my lip."




The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

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Old 04-28-2005, 03:15 PM
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Lame... I loved them
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Re: Stupidity...

Ahhh...back at the bottom where I belong!
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Sweet.
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Old 04-28-2005, 03:22 PM
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I really liked the 4th one. I would have let him drown
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Old 04-28-2005, 03:39 PM
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A man goes into an office to get social security.
The woman there asks him for his driver's license and the man doesn't have it. He explains that he left it at home and has no I.D.
The woman asks him to take his shirt off and the man is confused. The woman asks him again to take his shirt off so the man does.
The woman says, "well you have a whole lot of gray hairs so I guess you are qualified."
The man goes home all happy and tells his wife the whole story.
She looks at him and says, "you should of dropped your pants because you probably could of got disability!"
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I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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A man goes into an office to get social security.
The woman there asks him for his driver's license and the man doesn't have it. He explains that he left it at home and has no I.D.
The woman asks him to take his shirt off and the man is confused. The woman asks him again to take his shirt off so the man does.
The woman says, "well you have a whole lot of gray hairs so I guess you are qualified."
The man goes home all happy and tells his wife the whole story.
She looks at him and says, "you should of dropped your pants because you probably could of got disability!"

lol
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I like #1. For #3, how come the kid will be handicapped when his dad found out he rescued President Bush? Is his dad John Kerry or something?
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But it's good to see Tonio back below Raz. For a second, he was actually funny!

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Only the first one and Muscletang's jokes were funny.
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Only the first one and Muscletang's jokes were funny.
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