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Old 04-27-2005, 10:10 PM
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My stepsister has a penis

Im stumped, I really dont know how to handle this situation. My stepmom and my dad think that shes a boy, but hes such a girl. No offense girls. This kid is 10, he needs to toughen up some. He prides himself being like 80lbs and is skinny as a rail, like deathly skinny. He whines and screams 24/7 and my stepmom always just lets him get away with it. My dad agrees with me but theres only so much he can do because honestly they arent his kids and the kids dad is constantly trying to get them to live with him anyway, which he is a complete fruitcake too. Damnit how the hell do you toughen up a 10 year old kid. He plays rec baseball, every time he comes back from a game he is "injured" HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING TO HURT HIMSELF! I was there today being the nice guy I was because one of my stepsisters wanted to go by there before I took her to her dance class. He was running from 1st to 2nd base, he was out at second before he was halfway to the base...and somehow he hurt his shoulder in the process. How do you do that? So basically my question is, How do you toughen up a 10 year old kid who is (for lack of a better term) a bitch?
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:14 PM
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Ok I'm a little messed up here. Is your stepbrother just a sissy or this some kind of shemale/herm we're talking about?

Anyway, if your brother is just a sissy just give the kid a hard time (in that brotherly way) about it. Sooner or later he'll get the picture and will fix it.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:22 PM
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Ok I'm a little messed up here. Is your stepbrother just a sissy or this some kind of shemale/herm we're talking about?

Anyway, if your brother is just a sissy just give the kid a hard time (in that brotherly way) about it. Sooner or later he'll get the picture and will fix it.
Well said. Also beat on him a little...nothing that'll really hurt him but maybe a red mark or two. That's how I toughed up my little brother, not enough evidence to go running to mommy and daddy so he had to deal with it himself.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:30 PM
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Find a 10 year old girl to fight him.
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:30 PM
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I used to be a pussy, then one day my mom called me a pussy, and I haven't shed a tear from pain since. This was like 8 years ago.
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Re: My stepsister has a penis

I guess Ill have to start beating the kid. The only problem with it is that he will go running to his mom the second anything slight happens to him. That is if I can pull him away from his gamecube for more than a minute at a time. Maybe I can convince him to be my sparring partner...thatll toughen the little bastard up... THATS IT! He might be a pansy but Ill make him a pansy who can fight! Thanks.
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Well, beat him up while his mommy is gone. Make fun of him, call him a girl, etc.
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Wai till puberty... If he doenst get peubs or toughen up by then, then you go after him full force and toughen him up... lol....
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Re: My stepsister has a penis

Kids these days, he's still a little young for anything too harsh, but videogames I swear are molding a new breed of kid. A kid who's face I will kick sand into.

If my kid was ever a pussy past an acceptable age, I'd say I failed at life.
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A kid who's face I will kick sand into.
Oh man that shit hurts so bad!!!

You gotta either physically beat the shit outa him or emotionally. Sooner or later one will sink in...
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I used to be a pussy, then one day my mom called me a pussy, and I haven't shed a tear from pain since. This was like 8 years ago.
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Re: My stepsister has a penis

Take him to do more physical stuff. Rock climbing, shit like that. If he says he hurt himself, tell him to harden up and stop being a pansy.

Failing that, throw him the trunk of your car and go drifting.
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Slip him a porn mag.
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