Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world

[sivic02]

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.

[iVteC_PoWeR]

lol thats funny. i dont really agree with everyone gets 1 kill and a free pass out of jail though. and the spousal and child abuse is usually kept in secret and is not too often being told so your solution won't solve much either.

[65Ponchoboy]

ok now with the killing 1 person thing. what if the person they kill is you?

[Ridenour]

Originally Posted by sivic02

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.

LMAO! I love it

[Ace$nyper]

WAHAHAHAHAHAH

can I get few extra free kills or do hookers and the homless not count?

[sivic02]

Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

WAHAHAHAHAHAH

can I get few extra free kills or do hookers and the homless not count?

HAHAHAHA! Everyone knows hookers and homeless arent people!

And Ivtec, I could just go around beating every family in the country, that should take care of all of them.

[Damien]

I agree, totally but the killing is off. The reason is simple, the person killed doesn;t get a chance to kill anyone and what if u kill someone decent or worse, hot!!! How about we can kill anyone under the poverty level and then work away from there? I think think it sounds much better.

[dugie6551]

BWAHAHAHAHAH !!!!

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by sivic02

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.

best news I heard all day

[TexasF355F1]

Here's my solution. Let everyone be stoned all the time. Then everyone will be too blitzed to give a fuck.

[travis712]

I have also had thoughts like this. People are, well, pansys. I also don't like when the government had to get in everyones privacy. They think they are better then everyone, and they just assume what they say goes with no input from the general public.

And if they legalized marijuana and taxed it, they could make money&not have such a problem with drug being brought in from places like Mexico, because, it is legal.

I don't know about the 1 kill thing. I think, you should have to have a hearing about it, but not one that takes like 4 years..You ask like 8 people. If majority rules, you can kill them and use your 1 card.

Ohwell, just my 14 year old mind I guess


So, if you ran for president of the World, I would vote for you!...if I was old enough to vote

[elementskater15]

Dude, you deserve two cookies for that. That's funny shiznit. I have a solution for the AIDS and STD epidemc... round everyone with AIDS and/or an STD, put them in a big pen, and nuke 'em.

[sivic02]

Ill take those thoughts under consideration when I overthrow every world government, thanks for your input.

[travis712]

Originally Posted by sivic02

Ill take those thoughts under consideration when I overthrow every world government, thanks for your input.

Or just let them have there own little part of the world, and pay to keep there country going by the money you get from taxing marijuana.

[-Davo]

Originally Posted by sivic02

I am sick and tired of people being such pansies. Damnit instead of just bitching about things kick some ass and take charge. So I have decided I am taking over the world and I have simple solutions to world problems.

I was watching the news last night and I noticed a segment on the problem of child abuse. I have a solution, it would work if everyone would quit being such a pansy. Dont take the child from the house, bring a special social worker into the house. Any time the parent yells or raises a hand at the kid have the social worker beat the living shit out of the parent. Problem solved. It might take a few times to get the point across but eventually it will work. If a social worker has to be called a second time the person gets castrated right then and there. Im sure after the first 3 or 4 people get castrated the problem will stop. This also works for spousal abuse.
Second the world is becoming crowded and people are stressed out. Here I can kill two birds with one stone. Every person is allowed to kill one person. You get a get out of jail free card. Only one though. If you kill another person you get killed. It will also cut down on the number of prisoners.
3rd I would like to address the growing number of lawsuits. I have a simple solution to this as well. Gladiator style battles. Instead of taking someone to court you simply challenge them to a duel. Winner take all. If for some reason someone is seen to be physically unable to do battle they will be replaced by a lion. If the fight would be unfair like say a skinny little guy against a big strong guy the little guy can use a weapon such as a spear or sword. This will either reduce or increase the number of lawsuits, either way it should be entertaining.

I am sure I can think of other things but these are the first on my list of things to change when I take over the world and force people to quit being pansy bitches.

You are starting to sound like Hitler, do you know that?

haha just kidding man, you have my vote

HEIL SIVIC