ls1's worst nightmare

[lickem]

Omg wow, oh it hurts

ok here we go
me vs. 2000 cavalier(auto)(epitimy of rice)
cavalier mods
-autozone intake
-spray paint white AC vents console
-pod gauges on A pillar,(not hooked up by the way)
- 3 inch exhaust off of what looks like and old truck
-autozone fart can
-Owner who knows absolutely everything about cars ever

Anyway this guy starts talking about cars and i tend to have trouble not laughin in his face anyway. He asks me if i want to race and im like "I dunno man, that thing looks pretty fast and sounds mean, I dont know about all this tricky import stuff you guys do"
him:"Come on man camaros are kinda fast i bet you could keep up with me.

me: i guess

we line up, i flip open my cutouts and my cars gets like 5 times louder and i start grinning at him. His jaw dropped about

[93rollaracer]

Hahaha...gotta love the all powerful and mighty retarded Cavalier owners.

[Gohan Ryu]

...uhhhh....to be continued?

[-Josh-]

I dont think he really needs to post the results. I think enough was said..

[mason_RsX]

yeah....he lost right?






















ok yeah he won...and how!

[evil6remlin]

Originally Posted by lickem

He asks me if i want to race and im like "I dunno man, that thing looks pretty fast and sounds mean, I dont know about all this tricky import stuff you guys do"

Does anyone not find this sentence extremely hilarious?

Did the cavalier guy not pick up on this? lol

[-Jayson-]

got to love the jackass's who label people by the car they drive

[PWRDbyUNCLEbens]

Originally Posted by -Jayson-

got to love the jackass's who label people by the car they drive

[AWP9521]

Sure we did, but still it would be nice to hear whether the guy immediately whimped out when you revved it up, or he actually tried it anyway only to lose 3 cars before getting to 30 MPH, you know, the "I bailed in second gear because he was so damned far behind it wasn't worth wasting any more gas" kind of story. Inquiring minds want to know.

[Musashi3000GT]

Jayson, you are the one and only exception to the anti-cavalier campaign. you just dont have a commonly fast car dude! although I have said it many times before, I respect your car and give you mad props on what you have done to it!

this guy was a looser despite what car he drove tough!

[Skyline_R32_Canada]

Originally Posted by lickem

"Come on man camaros are kinda fast i bet you could keep up with me.

bahahahahahahahaahhahahahaah

[vegetto1982]

If he really knew about cars. Then he should've known he was out classed and out matched.

Did you race him and beat him by million car lengths or did he just say, "I give up!".

[CivRacer95]

Are you kidding. They raced, the Cavy Driver hit the "Go Baby Go" button, at which point he flew by lickem and dusted him by 5 car lengths. Must've been awful. How are you taking it right now? I'd be pissed .

[Ace$nyper]

oh man i'd pay to see that face!

Ls1s are kinda fast?
Whats a riced cavy then?

[vegetto1982]

I knew they raced and the cavalier lost big. Guess I screwed-up the sentence in my previous post.

I can't wait to race in my next car. Not as fast as z28s, but that's what aftermarket is for.