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04-26-2005, 03:27 PM
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Recovery Room
a male patient is lying in a bed in the hospital, wearing a oxygen mask covering his mouth and his nose, still heavily sedated from the difficult from a difficult four hour surgery.
a young student nurse appears to give him a sponge bath. "nurse" he humbles from behind the mask "are my testicles black embarrassed the nurse replies "I don't know sir I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet" He struggles to ask again " nurse are my testicles black" worried about his vitals she over comes her embarrassment she pulls down the sheet and lifts up his gown. with his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other she takes a look at his balls the nurse says " sir your testicles are fine" the man replies " thank you very much that was wonderfull, but listen very carefully" the man takes off the oxygen mask and says " ARE MY TSET RESULTS BACK" 
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04-26-2005, 03:42 PM
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Re: Recovery Room
that was pretty funny. That nurces hearing is a lot like mine...
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04-26-2005, 03:46 PM
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Re: Recovery Room
me too, i cant hear shit!i need a miracle ear!
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04-26-2005, 04:00 PM
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Re: Recovery Room
What!?
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04-26-2005, 07:17 PM
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Re: Recovery Room
I liked it
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04-26-2005, 09:33 PM
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Re: Recovery Room
Heh, pretty funny. I can't hear either...
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04-26-2005, 10:37 PM
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Re: Recovery Room
That nurse is a fuckin' perv.
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04-27-2005, 12:37 AM
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Re: Recovery Room
she just wanted to feel on his man junk
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04-27-2005, 01:01 AM
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Re: Re: Recovery Room
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Try reading the joke aloud That was pretty good btw 
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04-27-2005, 01:42 AM
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Re: Recovery Room
hehe, that was pretty good.
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