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04-22-2005, 09:17 AM
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Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
Doug,
- Tell that bitch ass boss to FUCK OFF !!! - Keep the show truck ... your going to spend more later to build another one. - Stop going to the strippers ... your losing the house !! - When you meet Dianne .... "RUN" ... looks can be deceiving - Save your money ... your going to miss it !!! - The lottery numbers are 12 25 34 47 84 5 ..... Sincerely, You ... "younger and dumber"
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04-22-2005, 09:55 AM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
Lay off the crack, dude, seriously
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04-22-2005, 05:18 PM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
How did i not get it before? Good stuff!
 Should probably be Sincerely, You ... "older and wiser" 
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04-22-2005, 07:58 PM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
How did you guys not get it?? thats fuckin funny.
Heres mine... ...It may sound gay now, but invest in tickle me elmo the instant it comes out. ...start saying fa shizzle my nizzle in 1999. Tell everyone it will catch on eventually, and they'll miss out on the coolness if they dont say it with you. You'll be the shit next year. Oh, and say stuff like errwhurr, and its hot in hurr. ...When you meet Leilani, remember shes going to play you, so its okay to cheat on her. ...Fuck her you idiot. Shes hot. ...Her too. ...Her too. ...Her too. ...Her too. ...Dont drop out of college after half of the first semester. At least get an associates degree. ...Save the thousands of dollars you're going to spend on weed because one day you'll wish you had it all back. ...Dont take the T Bird offroading. ... oh and watch out when you are going through the intersection of 17 and sangaree. Dont hit the impala. ...Call in a bomb threat to the world trade center on the morning of September 11, 2001. it may sound strange... but do it anyways... Sincerely, 20 Year Old You
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04-22-2005, 08:04 PM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
"Ban Rick before he starts posting, that way no one will notice"
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04-22-2005, 08:12 PM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
I thought it was from this commercial I saw. looked exactly like what i heard...
"Join AF sooner!!!" 
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04-22-2005, 09:57 PM
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Re: Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
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Damn, thats a good one. You think if you got this letter at the age of 15, you would actually call in a bomb threat? I mean, if you had no idea the place was gonna be attacked, you think you would do it at age 15? Just curious.
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04-22-2005, 10:38 PM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
Well, if I knew that I was actually gonna get it when I was 15, and I knew I was actually gonna know that I got it from myself and its real, then yea. I would trust myself. I dont think I would play a prank like that on myself. I wouldnt laugh, like "haha.. man, Im so funny. What a good joke I just pulled on MYSELF." Of course I would do it if I told myself to.
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04-22-2005, 11:09 PM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
Idiot...
seringes go in the red waste basket.. Beware of the people with diabetes and their seringes.. Tetnis sucks!
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04-23-2005, 12:59 AM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
For me........
-You cannot drink 50 cans of beer in one night, not even close, don't even be stupid enough to attempt such a feat. -Having 3 girlfriends at one time works beautifully in theory, but in pratice it doesnt. That's about all, most of detail of the years 1994-1996 are sketchy, especially the weekends. Oh to be in Uni again.......
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04-23-2005, 01:00 AM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
That 9/11 bomb threat was a good one. Here's an excerpt from mine:
- Bet on the Red Sox to win World Series in '04 - Buy stock in a company called eBay -Dump all tech stocks in early 2000 -Don't worry about Y2K -Keep your kids away from Neverland Ranch
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04-23-2005, 02:30 AM
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Re: Write a letter to yourself, date it 1995
Dear me, When your drunk your not invincible. Dont jump off the roof
Rig the 2000 presidential election so Michael Jordan wins by write in. Put blanks in Michaels and Stevens guns Steal dads money and invest everything in the following companies: Google, Yahoo, Ebay. Trust me he will thank you later if your still alive. If it seems like a good idea to get drunk and ride around on dirt roads and steal signs, its not, youll get arrested if you do. ALWAYS keep a fresh condom handy, trust me you dont want to miss what youve missed in the future because of it. Dont play tequila volleyball in Cancun on the first day....play the second thats when you meet the hot chicks from jersey...oh...and about the condom thing...bring one to the shower, youll be so drunk you wont care if you have one or not but it will just make me feel better. Do NOT go to Dr Strathern when you need surgery, go to the doc in Aiken, he will be able to save you about 2 years of back to back surgery. I know it might not seem like it at the time but Anna is always right, get that straight in your head now and it will save your life later on. Sincerely, You PS. Do drugs...
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