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Old 04-21-2005, 12:27 PM
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Arrow The birthday present...

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his
daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the
mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much
is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have "Barbie goes to the gym" for
$19.95, "Barbie goes to the Ball" for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for
$19.95, "Barbie goes to the beach" for $19.95, "Barbie goes to the
Nightclub" for $19.95 and "Divorced Barbie" for $375.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?"
the father asked surprised.
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's
dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

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Old 04-21-2005, 12:32 PM
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Re: The birthday present...

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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his
daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the
mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much
is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have "Barbie goes to the gym" for
$19.95, "Barbie goes to the Ball" for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for
$19.95, "Barbie goes to the beach" for $19.95, "Barbie goes to the
Nightclub" for $19.95 and "Divorced Barbie" for $375.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?"
the father asked surprised.
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's
dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

that is just funny this proves the point that marriage is even more expansive for doll's husband.
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Old 04-21-2005, 01:10 PM
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Re: The birthday present...

thats funny
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Old 04-21-2005, 01:12 PM
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Re: The birthday present...

bahahahahaha
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Old 04-21-2005, 02:28 PM
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Re: The birthday present...

Rofl
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Old 04-21-2005, 03:22 PM
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Re: The birthday present...

*sigh* older than me...

BUt a good chuckle
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Old 04-21-2005, 03:51 PM
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Sad, but true.
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