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Old 04-18-2005, 09:15 PM
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Unhappy this is B.S.

I met this guy at a party and the day after his friends all told me he was really into me. We made plans to hang out in a couple days. Then, day before I find out that out of nowhere he asked out this nasty fat ugly pasty chick! And it's not even like she's got a good personality, she's a total b****! Why her? I'm 5'0'', natural blonde, natural aqua eyes, I wear a size 1 in pants (not at all fat!) and I'm a 34D (NOT FLAT!)! I'm also a dancer. Is there anybody out there that would choose the fat pasty girl over me?
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Old 04-18-2005, 09:30 PM
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Re: this is B.S.

Maybe she is a trans-sexual. So, he naturally likes her more then you because she has a penis.

You see now

Cheer up.

I dunno, maybe he thought you were too good for him, and he gave up. Maybe he thought he was wasting your time and his, because he knew you would.
(A). Not go out with him for more then one date.
(B). Thought the relationship would never lead to sex(hey, a lot of people think that way).

Edit..I agree with TheoneandonlyD, we need some pics..
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Old 04-18-2005, 09:40 PM
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I don't know what to tell you. I guess somebody carefully cracked the guy's skull open and slowly replaced his brains with rat droppings.

If it makes you feel any better though, I'd go out with you!
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:11 PM
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Re: this is B.S.

Hey talansrock, what are you doin this friday?
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:16 PM
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Re: this is B.S.


of you of course
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:25 PM
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Re: this is B.S.

lmao... Maybe he's got a brain malfunction. I mean, some guys prefer guys over you. Just think of it this way; You're a hottie (maybe... until we see pics) so you should be the one laughing and saying "haha, dumbass you lost your chance with me." Thats how I feel about myself. I'm good enough for anyone, and if not, then it's their loss.
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:42 PM
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Re: this is B.S.

Wow. A girl finally experienced what 99.9% of guys go through. EAT THAT BITCH!
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:53 PM
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Old 04-18-2005, 10:58 PM
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Wow. A girl finally experienced what 99.9% of guys go through. EAT THAT BITCH!
Thats not very nice...
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Re: Re: this is B.S.

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of you of course

I second the motion...


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Old 04-18-2005, 11:15 PM
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Re: this is B.S.

Would you like to go out for a Cyber-dinner this Saturday?


Be warned though, I live in New Zealand, so by the time Saturday night rolls around, I'd have eaten and it'll be Sunday night.
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Re: Re: Re: this is B.S.

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I third the motion...

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Re: Re: Re: this is B.S.

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Thats not very nice...
lol its obviously a joke... stop being the E-Nice Guy haha

And i'm putting my money on he prolly thought he wasnt good enough for you, so he went for a girl that he KNEW would like him, but............................................... ...................................







I fourth that motion
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:24 AM
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Re: this is B.S.

Pics or I don't care.
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Old 04-19-2005, 05:28 AM
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Re: this is B.S.

agreed! this sounds like some cyber chat shit, im 36 25 36 perfect body blonde , im a dancer/fitness instructor/model/actress rofl rofl
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