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04-18-2005, 05:28 PM
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Sex Tips!! (AF Clusterfuck)
Guys, (and girls) your biggest, best sex tips!! Why should Cosmo have all the fun?
...I am so gonna get flamed and banned for this. uuh... to cover my own ass... try not to be explicit. Think of sex in this term as a beautiful thing between couples, sensuous (sp?) and romantic. And not something you do when you're a drunk frat boy. Mine, something very simple. Start off with a simple back massage.
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04-18-2005, 05:37 PM
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Re: Sex Tips!!
massages work!first hand experience. thats my move, hey u want a massage? then u say, i cant give u a good massage with ur shirt on. works everytime, by the end all they want is sex! also, i think they like dirty text messages, that seems to get them all riled up. i also like to go down on a girl alot. ill convince them its for there pleasure and im doin it for u, not me. if they let u, ur in like flynn baby!!!!
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04-18-2005, 07:01 PM
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All you need are these three things, scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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04-18-2005, 07:29 PM
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^Why is it that I see you three post right next to each other everytime....
Um...massages work, but if u suck at them, nothing you can do. My charming personality works...so, if ya got jokes, use 'em.
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04-18-2005, 07:30 PM
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04-18-2005, 07:50 PM
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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04-18-2005, 11:14 PM
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good point. In the Canine Style love making, its a huge plus to massage the females sensitive area with your fingers in tandem with the intercourse. If she isnt into that "style" of love making, this should GET her into it. GIRLS... if you are on top, try positioning yourself at the very tip of his extremity, and just work the end of it slowly (do this while facing him, and nearly parallel). Also, pull lightly on the scrotum while gently massaging it during love making. If your man didnt love you before, he will now. (my ex girlfriend got huge bonus points for doing those two things.... F*&% you Raz... lmao)
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04-18-2005, 11:27 PM
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By the time this thread is finished there'll be enough for a 500 page AF Kama Sutra.
With members (edit) and (edit) apearing on the cover!
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04-18-2005, 11:36 PM
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Re: Sex Tips!!
When i was with my ex she had never "had one" before I thought it was kinda sad, i just kinda pinned her legs up, her knees on her chest, had her "have a couple". lol
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04-18-2005, 11:37 PM
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04-19-2005, 12:01 AM
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^Ya beat me to it Raz...wow, that doens't sound good either.
D, yeah...that's exactly how it's done. Rough but good...for the guy at least.
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04-19-2005, 12:03 AM
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IBTL!
 PS If you use your tongue until a point that the woman is near the end, and then insert, you can cause her great anguish (pleasure) by keeping her very near orgasm but not allowing her to get there. If you can get the timing down, she'll scream so loud the cops will come.
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04-19-2005, 12:17 AM
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My tips: Switch it up, dont do the same thing for too long cause it gets boring. And dont do it porno style where your "tool" doesnt go all the way in, you wanna be hitting the "button" cause thats what gives girls pleasure |
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