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Old 04-17-2005, 02:53 AM
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Well I got my car fixed now!! w00t! I'l lget pics as soon as possible of the reapired spot. Well unfortunatley this dude is still talking shit behind my back. I made him only pay for half the damage because he was being such a bitch about it and he doesnt have the money to afford a freaking thing becaseu he spent it all on his truck. He claims it has 330 HP and a supercharger. I still raced him before that accident and beat him by far!!! Well I was wondereing what would be an awesome prank to pull on this dirty selfish immature high pitched voice kid who thinks hes all hot stuff? Plus one thing he hangs out with the new girl I like that I hang with too but he keeps bopthering her and stalks on her. I feel like I should do something about this. What would be a prank to do on his stupid Toyota Tacoma? any suggestions? Sorry if this sounds all weird or screwed up but I still want to get him back...
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Re: A good comeback....?

get a Q-Tip, dip it in brake fluid, and write on the hood of his truck "FUCK YOU "insert name here") or write something severely offensive to the point that he'll have to get it repainted or keep getting tickets for obscene gestures on the hood of his truck! By the way brake fluid DESTROYS paint it eats it like acid (believe me I've pissed off someone and they wrote down the side of my dads minivan (FUCK YOU ASSBAG)
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Re: A good comeback....?

floor jack and cinder blocks. figure out the rest.
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get a Q-Tip, dip it in brake fluid
i think it's actually brake cleaner that does it faster, or at least that's what i was told.

how about good old fashioned "sugar in the fuel tank", cheap, and easy.



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does this car (his) have a winch if so, take the winch cable, pull it over his roof and hook it onto the rear axle or onto the chassis, run to the front, turn on the winch, watch the car become a banana.


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steal his number plates, put them on your car (or if you have another friend with a similar car use that), belt through as many speed camera's and red light camera's as you can find.
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Re: A good comeback....?

Remove his valve stem covers, and stick a dried pea in each one. Put them back on. They'll slowly let air out of the tires - he won't be able to figuire out why. Whenever he takes off the cap to put more air back in, the pea will stay inside the cap, so he won't see it. And it will keep happening again and again.

or potatoe rammed deep up his tailpipe

tampon / sugar in gastank

shaving cream his entire car

using the brake fluid idea, write "TYPE R" in huge letters across the entire driver's side of his car.
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:37 AM
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Re: Re: A good comeback....?

Be like hey they say u can roll this thing of a cliff.....

Dont worry it was fine in the comercial......

push......
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Be like hey they say u can roll this thing of a cliff.....

Dont worry it was fine in the comercial......

push......
LMAO~!. OH...just curious, but what does sugar in a gastank do?
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Clogs the fuel lines...
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do the old horn connected to the brakelights routine.
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Re: A good comeback....?

I like the replacing his valve stems with a dry pea.

Put a bunch of ricey stickers (NOS, AEM, Brembo, etc) all over his car, and make sure that they stick well.

Smear crap (literal crap) under his door handles

Spray paint his tires (just tires, not wheels) pink
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Re: A good comeback....?

actually sugar in the gas tank does nothing. If you really want to screw up his car, put bleach in his gas tank, that'll rust that crap up so fast.

Also a potato in the exhaust pipe does nothing, and neither does a banana.

I've heard some new things here today, that i'll have to keep in mind.

(btw: the potato/banana thing and the sugar in gas tank thing were disproved on Mythbusters)
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actually sugar in the gas tank does nothing.
Depends on te cars literige probably.
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I say you just beat the shit out of the kid and tell him that since he didnt pay for everything you were taking the rest of the money out on his face. But then again im a violent person. If not that I like the winch idea.
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Re: Re: A good comeback....?

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Also a potato in the exhaust pipe does nothing, and neither does a banana.
Um, yeah it does...how do u think people commit suicide sitting in a car...
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usually its done in an enclosed area garage etc.
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