who you are by what you drink

lickem · 04-13-2005, 10:07 PM

Drinks as personality pointers
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks (and how you approach them if you're interested in them). Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Girl Drinks
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Guy Drinks
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.

White Zin: He's gay.

Quote:

Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something

LMAO

Damien · 04-13-2005, 10:13 PM

Seen them, but always a good find.

Now I can print 'em out.

illegal_eagle187 · 04-13-2005, 10:26 PM

tha

sidewayzS13 · 04-13-2005, 10:27 PM

martini's = gay for guys

TexasF355F1 · 04-13-2005, 11:31 PM

Those are pretty good

93rollaracer · 04-13-2005, 11:42 PM

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Truer words never spoken

Ace$nyper · 04-14-2005, 12:12 AM

hehe good stuff
what about dudes with mixed drinks
manhateens are good and pimp

Toksin · 04-14-2005, 08:02 AM

what the hell is white zin?

TaNK_Em · 04-14-2005, 08:13 AM

That’s pretty funny especially the Tequila one.

- Kevin

fredjacksonsan · 04-14-2005, 08:33 AM

talonsrock · 04-18-2005, 09:39 PM

Hey now...don't be giving guys a heads up on me! Take out the part about what type of girls drink shots.
Just kidding.

imtheoneandonlyD · 04-18-2005, 11:31 PM

ive always thought martinis look good. Never tried one though.

RickwithaTbird · 04-19-2005, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imtheoneandonlyD

ive always thought martinis look good. Never tried one though.

good, that means you arent gay.

guy drinks mixed drinks = hes an alcoholic. and he also wants to get laid.

lamehonda · 04-19-2005, 01:07 AM

Reminds me of a comedian on my XM

"I drink Cape Cods because I am an alcoholic with a bladder infection."

BP2K2Max · 04-19-2005, 10:47 AM

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what the hell is white zin?

it's a white wine made from zinfandel grapes.

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