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#1
04-03-2002, 06:09 PM
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NZ vs OZ
Two Australians boarded a flight out of Sydney after a rugby game. One
sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a New Zealander got on and took the aisle seat. After take-off, the Kiwi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Aussie in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer." "No problem," said the Kiwi, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Aussie's picked up the Kiwi's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Aussie said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the Kiwi obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Aussie picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the Kiwi returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Kiwi slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, and pissing in beers?" :finger: :finger: :finger:
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04-03-2002, 09:02 PM
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hehehehhe pissing in beer
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04-04-2002, 02:25 AM
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fkn.... kiwis.
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04-06-2002, 02:30 AM
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Anyone for fush and chups
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04-06-2002, 02:41 AM
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Alright then I will have two feeletes of feesh and seex dollars of cheeps
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04-06-2002, 05:35 AM
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#11
04-06-2002, 05:46 AM
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i've said it before and i'll say it again.... fkn kiwis.
i swear to god. :smoka: :smoker2: :bandit: :finger:
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04-06-2002, 06:36 AM
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 Taranaki there is a lady in the house.
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#14
04-06-2002, 09:33 AM
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Near enough anyway
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