What're some really dumb things you did as a kid?

[dugie6551]

Where do I start ....

1. Tried to be like Superman and "fly" down the stairs. Broken elbow !!

2. Drank "Varsol". It was in a 7up pop bottle. 2 night stay in the hospital !!

3. Drove my "Big Wheel" down the outside concrete stairs .. backwards !! Mild concussion !!!

4. Rode my bicycle down a hill into the woods when I was 5 yrs. old, spending the summer at my Grandparents cottage. Multiple cuts and brusies !!!

5. Got pushed through a glass coffee table fighting with my older sister. Again .. multiple cuts and brusies.



But ... I'm much better now. I just have trucks and branches falling on me now !!!

[ghostrx7]

i remember turning on the hose and putting it in my grandfathers car window!whole car was soaked, still dont know my motive there, but i do remember it! i have too many drinking stories to tell about those!also, when i was about 8 i called my bro a son of a bitc# in front of my mom!didnt know what it meant, but i knew the smack wasnt good!

lol let me see


climbed on the roof of the 2nd story, ran as hard as I could, jumped off into the back of my dads truck that had a matress in it. Supprised I am still alive.


jump off single story roof and tried to fly. several times twisted my ancle


ran a water hose in my room and put it in my matress and turned the water on full blast. I wanted a water bed. Same matress that was in my dads truck. Mom beat my ass


set my house on fire. told the fire man and news my brother did it. I seen a house fire on the tv and I wanted on tv.



found a snake in the road, took it home and threw it at my mom. Got beat






I am not proud of what I have done.





















but some of it is funny

[ghostrx7]

i thought i was the only one with the hose thing!those are funny karmacae!

[Damien]

Um...I'm still a kid. actually, as I kid i wasn't so bad. Although i was a cleto and took anything small i saw so i stole gum/candy/etc all the time. (the items got bigger and better as i got older...ive stopped now)

I did use to find snakes and bring tons of random creatures home and freak my mom out. Hm, I was an angel as a kid...it wasnt till i was 12 when...yeah.

[TexasF355F1]

We just had this exact same topic like 2 or 3 weeks ago?

[95cord]

My friend and I were playing with gas and fire one day and he poured some gas into a plastic cup and threw a match into the cup. he then step on the cup to put out the fire, he caught his leg one fire fell on the ground and i started beating the hell out of his leg with a board to try and put out the fire. that was funny as shit

[lamehonda]

I lit a beachball on fire in the toilet.

It took awhile to get all of the smoke out of the house before the parents got home

[jmrev]

talking dirty to a 10year old,

man that was stupid, and i got caught for it...

and how old were you?

[95cord]

Originally Posted by jmrev

talking dirty to a 10year old,

man that was stupid, and i got caught for it...

how old were you at the time?

[chevydrummer76]

Originally Posted by jmrev

talking dirty to a 10year old,

man that was stupid, and i got caught for it...

this is about what you did as a kid....not what you did last weekend
j/k


anyways..... probably tp'ing, egging, and flinging a mixture of dog shit and water with a shovel onto one persons house(in 1 night). I mean there was like 6 huge shit globs all across the house There was no motive..it was stupid and i felt bad afterwards.

[-Jayson-]

i stepped on a fly when i was like 4. I was proud of myself cause how often do you get to step on a fly? Anways i told my dad and he replied with a sarcastic remark of "well eat it" so i picked up the dead fly and ate it.

I have an uncle who always used to tell me, "when you see a big fat lady you gotta smack them mommas" so from the ages of about 4-7 when ever i was out shopping with my mom and saw a big fat lady walking around i would run up and smack her in the ass as hard as i could. Man those ladies would let out a loud scream.

lmao, smack them mommas rofl

[ghostrx7]

hey, do u have issues/fetishes with azz smacking now that ur older?lol