finger lickin good.........

[ragt20]

found this rummaging through my old e-mails....... wonder if anyones read it b4.....if you haven't U'r in for a treat ....

ragt has a sneaky snigger




A bar joke
>
> A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
> She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When
> he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
> hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is
> full and bushy.
> "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
> "Actually, no," he replies.
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her
> hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused.
> "Is there anything I can do?"
> "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily,
> popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
> gently.
> "What is the message?" the barman whispers with baited breath.
> "Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper nor hand soap in the
> ladies' room!"



:hehe: this comes to mind..




eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :apuke: :apuke:

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

thats disgusting ........funny tho :hehehe:

[JD@af]

<CRINGING IN SEVERE PAIN>

OH DOOOOOOODD that's messed up!!!

[Spec2 Girl]

All I can say is :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

[darklight]

thats preety bad:apuke: but funny

[speediva]

Um, I'm going to excuse myself to the restroom now... :apuke:

[primera man]

lol...am i the only one that things thats bloody funny

That will teach the bastard barmen !!!!

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by primera man

That will teach the bastard barmen !!!!

Aye, almost as bad as those carnie folk

j/k no offense to any carnie folk out there