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Old 04-09-2005, 02:23 PM
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GRRRRRRRRR. What is with guys now? They have "women problems" ALL the time. Here are a few tips that will help you relieve problems.
-Do NOT LIE OR CHEAT
-Do NOT mention other girls
-Just say yes
-Say yes(or no) to prevent arguing
-Be RESPECTFUL No cussin or swearin
-Let her spend your money
Treat her like a princess and make her feel good about herself
You may continue the list. I don't have any women problems because of the above. I was told that by several married guys and figured it out on my own as well. The stuff is all basic common sense people try using it before you post. Its the same threads over and over for the most part. I quit posting in this forum because of the "broken record" posts.
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

haha now u told people how to make you stay away just playin. but also dont be jealous
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but also dont be jealous
yeah.. over small stuff.

But if she does things that make you jealous then tell her. Don't act like everything is cool just because you are afraid of losing her. Say what you want, and how you feel, and if she doesn't care, or isnt willing to do what it takes to make you feel better, then move on.

And please guys, stop bitching about girls that treat you wrong even though you are good to them. Wake up. If they continuously make you mad, then trust me, they know it and they don't give a shit. Grow a pair and forget about it.

Or just subject yourself to that anger until you get your heart broken and realize you were in love with a hoe, and learn the lesson on your own. The way I tell people is like this...

If you wouldn't treat her that way, why do you let her do that to you. If she doesn't stop right away, she never will. The more you let her walk on you, the more she will. Smell the coffee, and get a new chick because there are enough females on the planet to find one that will treat you great.


Also... if you don't know if she likes you, ask her you pussy. Do you expect her to just profess her love to you? Yeah right. Only in the movies. (which are written by men). Making moves is the mans job. It's not ladylike to put the moves on a guy.
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

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GRRRRRRRRR. What is with guys now? They have "women problems" ALL the time. Here are a few tips that will help you relieve problems.
-Do NOT LIE OR CHEAT
-Do NOT mention other girls
-Just say yes
-Say yes(or no) to prevent arguing
-Be RESPECTFUL No cussin or swearin
-Let her spend your money

Are you kidding me? That is some lame shit. Of course the first one is a given, but do not mention other girls? Guys are going to mention girls in one way or another. Not all girls (well at least I don't) get upset when their boyfriend mentions another girl, maybe it's just because my boyfriend does it to try and make me jealous as a joke so I'm used to him doing that.

Just say yes? Have an opinion. Grow some balls.

Say yes or no to prevent arguing? People argue. It's life. Unless your girlfriend is a perfectionist psychotic bitch, argue. It's normal and healthy.

No cussing or swearing? Come on, we're in real life here. Not church.

Let her spend your money? HELL NO. What my boyfriend earns is his to spend how he likes. I don't expect him to give me money to spend on my stuff, like he doesn't expect me to give him money to spend on stuff. We'd give each other money if the other was broke but that's it. We usually go halves on dinner/movies/whatever or he'll pay one time and I'll pay the next. If you let a girl spend your money, then in most cases she's only going to stay with you for what she can get out of you. Tell her to get a job. Unless she's pregnant or retarded, she can earn money.

I'm done. That's how I feel anyway. Don't know about the other girls here.
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

Common sense would go a looooong way to forestalling these threads. Use your big head instead of the little one and things make more sense.
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Re: Sick of women problem threads



If you don't like it, fuck her sister. It's all so simple.
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

First off, treating her like a princess and bending over backwards for her will result in her ripping your heart out. Ask my uncle who was divorced after 25 years or my friend who's fiance told him she didn't want him anymore after he was nothing but good to her. Only women can ruin men so bad and we just still want them
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

about the letting her spend your money thing?!
that's why i'm still driving my Mom's Corolla AT AGE 20
I would have already had my own ride by now + mods if it weren't for that damn bitch......
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

That's bullshit. I was good to mine, who was like a hateful evil cold-hearted but very hot bitch before she met me and then she warmed up and people liked her and shit... then she freaked out like 2 days ago and was all upset and pretty much said that she didn't like that she liked me; that I made her happy. Just about everything on there is completely bassaquards with this one. So I'll tell you where to go with your generic advice and where to put it.

But damn you're right, tho dood. I noticed that huge rash of big girl problems too. Guess it's just pre-spring cold feet or something. Fucking girls...
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If you don't like it, fuck her sister. It's all so simple.
Ah yes, the "simple" solution according to OZ !!! Funny how that is OZ's response to everything.
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Re: Sick of women problem threads

let ur girl spend ur money?hell no!my birthday was last week and this girl paid for my drinks and dinner+gave me some booty. funny part is shes not even my girlfriend. thats how u do it! also, if a girl ever wanted my to sell my car, id ditch her first! dont get me wrong, i like to treat my ladies, but if u could get away with it, why not.
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Ah yes, the "simple" solution according to OZ !!! Funny how that is OZ's response to everything.
Look at the cause and effect - unless she's a psycho, it's a clean break and your never hearing from either of them again. And you fucked her sister.
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i wouldn't have wanted to fuck my ex's sister....she was boot
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Here are the guidelines courtesy Leykis 101:

NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

Never tell a women how much money you make.

Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.

Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.
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