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04-07-2005, 04:05 PM
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The Homeless Man...
Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" Kirk asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" Kirk asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex." 
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04-07-2005, 04:12 PM
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04-07-2005, 07:14 PM
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Re: The Homeless Man...
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04-07-2005, 08:08 PM
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Re: The Homeless Man...
LMAO, thats awesome, I haven't seen that one before
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04-08-2005, 03:32 AM
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 That's definitely a good one... probably even funnier if you're a married man reading it.
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04-08-2005, 07:46 AM
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Re: The Homeless Man...
 Tonio .. you're posting better jokes and Raz is posting worse ones. *the earth just reversed orbit ... where were you when it happened?*
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04-08-2005, 02:16 PM
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Re: The Homeless Man...
HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Great one.
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04-08-2005, 11:46 PM
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Re: The Homeless Man...
lmao
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04-09-2005, 12:42 AM
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Ditto^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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