Women Drivers.... (Bloke Joke)

[-Davo]

This morning on the freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new commodore doing 100kmh with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined my cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.


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aaaaahahahahhah i love it, typical Australian's *looks in mirror*

[95cord]

lol..... I see women around here all the time that put makeup on in the car. but its just not women that distract themselfs while driving. I saw a man one day driving down the interstate reading a novel. some people are just idiots.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

Damn women drivers.

[clawhammer]

True, but women still cause more accidents (just a guess)

[fredjacksonsan]

Always a good one.

I am a responcible driver. My husband on the other hand scares the hell out of me. He will pop his fingers while using his knees to drive the car, he also picks at his finger nails while driving.

[fredjacksonsan]

Just goes to show ya, any distractions are dangerous.

[jyot soni]

women driver{in general } are more irresponsible than males. for example:: one of my friend drives 10mph above limit with loud music on and talking on cell phone. in addition she eats subway and coffee while taking listening to music and driving10 above. one time i sat with her and from that point on i have decided that nenver in my life i will sit with her while she is in the driver sit.

[RickwithaTbird]

Wow.... And I would never work with you on an english project.

Theres nothing wrong with eating and driving and talking. I do that shit all the time. 10 over is nothing anyways.

[eversio11]

Originally Posted by clawhammer

True, but women still cause more accidents (just a guess)

Yeah.. thats why a male's insurance is more than a woman's? I don't think so.

[jmrev]

hahaha!

[KustmAce]

Originally Posted by eversio11

Yeah.. thats why a male's insurance is more than a woman's? I don't think so.

Actually male insurance is higher than women's because men are more notoriously the "show-offs", whereas the women are actually more irresponsible. Its just no one expects them to be, but everyone expects men to drive fast, etc.

[publicenemy137]

to the max but funny

[lamehonda]

Originally Posted by KustmAce

Actually male insurance is higher than women's because men are more notoriously the "show-offs", whereas the women are actually more irresponsible. Its just no one expects them to be, but everyone expects men to drive fast, etc.

I think that men have higher insurance because they are more likely to run head-on into a concrete wall at 175 mph. These accidents are much more costly than the sissy little fender benders that women cause.

[-Davo]

My dad eats chicken (full-on BBQ) in his lap while stearing with his knees, it's scary as hell.