The damned dog...

[tonioseven]

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very

nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her

nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and

lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table

heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,

her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing

under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,

"Skippy!"

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across

her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain

again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and

longer rrrriiip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes

later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think

about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once

again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit

Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"

[dugie6551]

Damn dogs anyways ...

[crayzayjay]

[95cord]

[jswillmon]

Classic

[Raz_Kaz]

HA HA HA

['97ventureowner]

No matter how many times I hear that joke, it's still funny!

[93rollaracer]

nice