Dumbest/funniest thing you did in high school

[Kunundrum]

I was reading a post on a local bulletin board about a kid who was about to get kicked out of school for spitting out a window and somehow it evolved to stupid stuff people did in high school, the best I have heard so far was taking a Shit on the vice principal desk while an in school suspension.

I was reading this thread and nearly pissed myslef laughing thinking this could be a great thread for here

so let's hear em all your funny stories from high school

I would contribute but unfortunatly had a fairly uneventful school life in a small school.

Kun

[civic_boy91]

on the last day of school last year we had a condome water ballon fight. it was awesome...funny and stupid at the same time ...it cought up with us and we all got suspended for 10 days the next year....lol. oh and yes we got the principle really good, had to make it worth it.

[devaney]

I don't think I did anything funny in high school.

I sure as hell did a lot of dumb things though. Almost on a daily basis.

I got caught once smoking by the cop assigned to our school while ditching class and then said real loud "oh shit" when he saw me. Then I dropped the cigarette on the ground and he said, "what, are you littering now too!?"

I skipped so much school that if I had missed one more class I would have not graduated.

I dropped my diploma in front of everybody right after the principal handed it to me.

I took algebra 3 times and only passed the third time because I cheated. I then went on to Geometry and failed that of course.

I was tried many extremely unusual fashion styles, hair colors, hair styles, etc. Not so much dumb, just kinda weird altogether.

Various bus tickets for random stupid things.

The guys I dated were pretty dumb too.

I'm sure there's more that I will think of later. I basically just skipped school A LOT. That's it really.

[CivicSpoon]

I never did anything when I was still in high school, but I did something the year after I graduated. I was with a friend who graduated with me and another friend who was still there for another year. Our school signed a deal with Coke to get $ to build a big track, turf field, and new gym. I was bitter because my senior year they seemed to have all this $ to make the jocks happy, but they didn't even have enough to buy books, pencils, and chalk for the school year. So once the track and football were finished we decided to get a little pay back. We went to a local K-mart and bought a bottle of bleach and a can of white spray paint. We went to the field (which was left unlocked) and we did what we had to do. We spilled the entire bottle of bleach all over the brand new field and I sprayed a nice "oz" at the 40 yard lines (40 ounce). The bleach did nothing at all to it, and the turf was easy to clean so they washed the oz's off. Apparently there was a long announcment the following Monday about how someone vandalized the new field. Good times.

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Been in 2 years now and I can't say I've done anything dumb, funny, or embarrasing.

But there's still another year left for that. :|

[DirtyD777]

YAY..i like this thread..hehe

Well I only went to highschool for one year..after my freshman year my mom signed me out and I got home school stuff from the goverment. Well it was cool cause I ended up getting my diploma when I was 17 and I was able to work full time then. But the reason they signed me out was I was kinda [a nerd] with no friends and everyone hated me there and was really mean to me. And i'm not exagerating I mean..kids went outta their way to fuck with me and I just didn't know how to deal with it..at that time.
So anyways on my last day there I was giving some bullcrap "speech" or something in english class and the jocks in teh back were laughing at me and saying some wise ass crap.. and I just stopped my speech and was like "shut the fuck up forest" (that was the lead dumbasses name) and after class they were all like WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS ALAN, lol! I was just laughign at them..so I left after lunch that day and I had some white spray paint I brought..cause I knew it was my last chance to get the ass. So I went in the parking lot on my way home and spray painted his jeep tires white.. My dad was so proud hehe.

But if that sounds like I' was just being a jerk it's not that way..you have no idea the shit i put up with from these guys for years.

Well that's my "funniest memory"

[civickiller]

got drunk in school once. thats about it.

and devaney,i hope your a girl. if so, hey how u doin?

[Greenblurr93]

My friend was picking his little brother up from a soccer game and there was only 5 minutes left, so he went to the front gate and asked the tiket person if he could just go in, the person said no not unless he pays for a ticket, what pissed my friend off was he just saw the kid let in a bunch of his friends for free..... so he found his car and took a dump on his winsheild...

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by Greenblurr93

...so he found his car and took a dump on his winsheild...

LOL. That's the kind of thing you do in the summer time when the person has their windows rolled down. Then you just reach in their car and flip the wiper to the on setting, preferably high speed so it flings it as well as smears.

[Greenblurr93]

ya, well, it was summer, and the kid did try and use his wipers, and squirters..... made quite a mess.

[89si]

Originally Posted by civickiller

got drunk in school once. thats about it.

and devaney,i hope your a girl. if so, hey how u doin?

hahahahahhahaahhaha

[1PhatCX]

lmao, oh boy, i have some

doing reverse donuts in the football field on lunch break in the civic, with my buddy like 40 feet away in his aerostar doing donuts as well...

driving around the track around the field

me and 3 other buddys pants 4 hot chicks infront of like 50 people in main ro (main meeting area)

got kicked outta lots of assemblys for causing a "ruckas"

my buddy sitting on caf trays and going down stairs

every week we'd borrowing the elevator key so one of us could use it to take a nap lmao

running around the halls being idiots,

having teachers chase us afterwards

on april fools one day we got kids to come early and we all parked in the staff spots

we blocked the principals car in one day

put blocks under the principals car, and even wheel chocks so he couldnt leave lol

the last day me and like 15 other guys parked our cars on the football field and took our plates off, an announcement came on saying we had to move them imediately so we all said we had to goto the bathroom (different classes) and we all had ski masks, swapped keys, the principal and VP were outside waiting for us, we all just ran for the cars and jumped in and took off for awhile and parked in the plaza parking lot down the street lol

walk past random people and play bag tag and laugh our ass off when they were laying on the ground in the fetal position lol

bring water guns to school dances hehehe, that was fun, expecially at the formals

think thats it tho, we did lots of stupid shit in school

[89si]

nice stuff there. i cant think of things right now, but theres a thread of me hitting a chick with my car the other day, that was pretty amazing.

oh and driving by really close to the bus stop after school after it rained a lot and soaking everyone, that was good... man theres so much, i'll think of more later, gotta get to work now.

[crx-treme]

lots of shit....


smoking weed in the bathrooms

waterballoons at the teachers

water guns

eggings

one time my friend dressed up in full scream costume and came thru the window of algebra class and silly stringed the teacher ahahaha

uhm one kid ripped off the thermostat off the wall in class and stuff started spraying out of it and the school was evacuated....

universal remotes were brought in and started f**king with the tvs during exams (every class had a tv)

one of our bathrooms was set on fire lol and was closed for months

we had a huge glass window/pyramid in the middle of the school and one day we came in and there was sh*t smeared all over it...

live chickens and mice on seperate occasions were released in the halls

of course donuts in the field

we hated our algebra teacher so we put exlax in her coffee. as soon as she left "for an emergency" we turned every desk around facing the other way including the teachers desk. she came back and didnt know what to do it was great


oh my god so many stupid stories and or memories of high school....

[crv-tec]

I think the only good stories I had was when i had a teacher get pissed at me, flip me the finger, and threatened to kill me in front of an entire class. Stupid 1rst year teach eventually wrote me up for cussing but luckily, I didn't get in trouble for it....