Keeping my F'ing apartment presentable

[PWRDbyUNCLEbens]

My mom who I live with took up a job about 5 months ago watching an old lady 24 hours a day 5 days a week. My mom only comes home on the weekends when I go to work so I hardly see her. I love being home alone, but I'm having trouble with a couple things.

Flies: What in the hell better yet where in the hell did they come from, and why won't they leave!!! I've killed so many of the bastards, and they still are rampant. I've cleaned my house very well, and they still don't seem to leave. I also bought the sticky fly catcher ribbons, and they didn't catch one F'ing fly!

Smells: Despite me taking out the garbage, I still find myself playing "find the smell". I hate bad smells, and the shitty thing is you get used to them after you've been there a while so it's hard to find them. Whenever you come back from doing something you smell it again. I can't imagine where some of them are coming from.

The house apartment is clean, but these little things bother the hell outta me. The flies are by far the worst part

[kcg795]

I fucking HATE flies!!! That's what I like about Winter. There's hardly any. But in the Summer, I gotta really watch my food, otherwise they'll land on it when I'm not looking. I wish these bastards didn't exist.

[fredjacksonsan]

#1, Flies: Find where they're getting in

#2, Smell: Don't forget the refrigerator, and something stinky may be a breeding ground for #1.

[TexasF355F1]

Somethings dead somewhere, flies don't just hang around for nothing.

[BigTDawg]

yea dude you are defintly missing something when you are cleaning. you probably got a steak under your sofa or something but seriously move all your furniture and clean under that stuff. you wanna go all out and make sure you get it carpet clean upholstry clean do the works