Worst thing everyone's done!!

[Cyprus106]

OK, so maybe not the worst, and don't say anything TOO incriminating, and change the names to protect the guilty.


Here's a bad thing, that I find funny, and twisted. Not the worst, but the most entertaining by a long shot....

We had this roommate 5 months ago that hadn't signed the lease yet, but we were letting stay. his girlfriend came over and we hit it off and a week later i drank him under the table, because he was a HUGE lightweight, and then i slept with his girl. She broke up with him the next day and I come to find out she had never even slept with him. Then I called in sick for him and his manager was REALLY rude to me so I was rude back and we got into a (VERBAL) fight and I got him fired. Then a week later, i was dating his then ex and i kicked him out because he wrote me a bum check for rent, which was bum because he got fired and needed that last weeks pay for rent. We've been dating ever since and kid didn't do anything to me. I wouldda KICKED MY LILLY ASS... Then I took him to small claims court for writing the bum check that, when it bounced, they took the money from my account to cover my rent check. Now he's dating some other girl and after i got into an unrelated fight at my house at a party a few weeks ago, my g/f was shoing everybody out, and kid and his new g/f were upstairs in my roommates room talking. my girlfriend , liz, nicely asked them to leave, they agreed and as liz was leaving other chick goes "Whatever, BITCH!!" cuz she's stupid and thought it was some sort of "power thing." and liz just LOST IT... which nobody had ever seen before. both girls are pretty petite, so liz goes flying across the room like fucking wonderdog and tackled the other girl. other girl grabs her hair and liz is like "wtf are you doing!?" *WHAP* and decks her in the face. I was drunk so I didn't stop it. Plus it was a serious turn on. But I was too drunk to stay awake. And dood still hangs out with me.
So I slept with doods girlfriend when he didn't, while they were going out, got him fired, kicked him out of the house, sued him and won most of the money, then my girlfriend kicked his new girlfriend's ass. But the upside is that kid couldn't tell the truth to save his life: he's a chronic compulsive liar, so nobody felt for him.

Cyprus = AHOLE ...

(Gawd I hope im not the only person to post on here, otherwise this'll be really embarassing.)

[93rollaracer]

Wow...you're a fucking douche bag

I've never done anything quite that retarded...I've done your basic run from the cops, eat a pound of skittles in an hour for free beer and stuff, but never stole anybody's girl. But then again I'd more than likely get my ass kicked if I did.

[Raz_Kaz]

I've stolen some women...but then had to return them when the cops told me it's called kidnapping not stealing.






BTW, cyprus, your friend is a dumbass

[Gotti]

that guy is the biggest pussy i've ever heard of in my life lmao I would of whooped your ass the first time you touched my girl (but you wouldnt of drank me under the table anyway )

Is this just bad things you've done to other people or bad things in general? Cause i've done alotta bad shit

[dugie6551]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

I've stolen some women...but then had to return them when the cops told me it's called kidnapping not stealing.

Raz


Can't say I've ever done stuff like what Cyprus did, it takes some big ones to sue the boy for a bounced check, when you got him fired!!!!

[clawhammer]

I'm still surprised that the guy still hangs out with Cyprus

[Oz]

Dunno, I'll start the list. To be amended when I remember more stuff.

-Shaving my pubes with a mates razor and putting it back and not telling him.

-At New Years party, slept with chick I was sort of going out with. Then went and saw a good friend (who is HOT) who was upset because the guy she liked (said mate from first story) went home early and she didn't want to spend the night alone. So ended up doing her as well in the parents double bed whilst girl I was sorta seeing was sound asleep down the hall. Neither knew about the other even though it was ~10 metres away. And they still don't.

-Drove over my neighbours cat and quickly departed the scene (stupid thing was asleep under my car).

-Nearly caused a 5 car pile up whilst getting blown (MUCH harder than people make out - there isn't enough room!)

-Threw up in a corner of a uni lecture after a BIG night out (Sambucca for breakfast ) and the thing got evacuated because of the smell. 1000+ people. Never owned up to that one.

-At the age of 7, convinced my 5 year old brother he could fly so he jumped off our second story balcony. 2 trips to the emergency room.

-Smashed my little brothers (the other one) jaw from the bottom with a hammer (accident) and his teeth went through his lip.

[93rollaracer]

Oz wins

[Raz_Kaz]

I have 5 bros...I could easily win any sibling story.

[eversio11]

Cheated on my girlfriend who apparently loved me. Went to homecoming with my girlfriend of 9 months, slept with her after the dance, then went to this girls house and fucked her. Pretty awful, I know.

[GritMaster]

Originally Posted by Oz

-Drove over my neighbours cat and quickly departed the scene (stupid thing was asleep under my car).

hehehe

That's great.
I've never done anything bad ever....

[crayzayjay]

* Got someone fired at work.

* Punched my best mate in the face.

* Stole my best mate's gf (he's still my best mate).

* Cheated on girlfriends.

* Chucked up at a friend's place and blamed it on a guy who was so drunk he didn't remember what had happened and cleaned it up the next morning.

* Pushed my little bro down some stairs (i was about 7).

[lamehonda]

this isn't illegal, but it scared the crap out of me.

I accidently knocked my roomates box fan out of a 10th floor window at our old dorm. There were people smoking outside the entrance 100 ft below. Believe it our not, the electrical cord caught the fan and it never even turned off. I was hoping that nobody was watching me haul the fan back up 10 ft while it was blowing air at high speed.

My heartrate has never been higher since.

[bayouwolf]

Slept with my buddies g/f while he was passed out on the floor.OF THE SAME ROOM! He was less than 3 feet away the whole time.(about 1 meter for those of you who read that side of the tape measure).
Ahhhh memories....

[jeffseby]

1) Ran from cop when my neigbors apartment got raided for weed. <--- very intense day!
2) Went on a drug run with my friend, he was sellin weed. It acutally fun, like a "behind the scenes" of a drug dealer!