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03-20-2005, 01:55 AM
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Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
...So I've gone into the city with my girl and I'm leading for a leak, 30 minutes later I feel like my kidneys are about to explode, we finally find a dunny, and I go in, and this place was, I swear, the worst dunny I've EVER been in.
It looked like from the 30's, it stunk of rotten piss, and it only had 2 bowels...I used toilet paper to open the lid, and I swear to god the black marks were either un-cleaned shit skid marks, or stains from shit skid marks. It was fucking revolting, but I was desperate. I kept thinking "there is NO way I would pull my pants down and sit my arse on that!" ...Would you? Say for example, you're out in a town or whatever, or wherever, and you're BUSTING to hang a dump, would you go to the worst bathroom if you were desperate, or let it wollow until you found another one, or a "bush". |
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03-20-2005, 02:03 AM
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
My initial impressions were "This guy's been watching trainspotting......"
And I would use dirty restrooms, but only to take a piss.
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03-20-2005, 02:11 AM
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
why bother with a restroom? the world is your urinal.
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Unless you are able to crap standing... 
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
Davo, use paper on the seat. Nothing is going to crawl up out of the bowl into your arse.
Or is it? 
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Haha... this reminds me of something that happened a few years ago. I was with a friend of mine in the south of France, and we were miles away from the villa we were staying at. My mate was really desperate for a shit and there was absolutely nowhere to go but in the woods. So he sat there taking a shit in some bush, and a few minutes later he asked me to get him some tissues.
Me: "where the fuck am i gonna find some tissues? use some leaves"  Him: "ok, fine, can you get me some?" Me: "i'll see what i can find"  I looked around for a minute and took him the itchiest, furry leaves i could find, and a couple of spiky ones...  good times... |
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03-20-2005, 11:27 AM
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
jay, you're evil
Davo, just put toilet paper on the seat and hope for the best. |
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03-20-2005, 11:57 AM
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
Semi-squat over the bowl and heave ho matey!
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
how about taking a shit right in front of the toilet. Squat, and poop. One time at college, some drunk kid took a shit in the urinal for fun. It was a semi-clean bathroom with toilets too, he just wanted to take a dump in the urinal for some reason.
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But twitch is right - squat and hover over the bowl. It's easy to do. If you are desperate, you will fire the load in just a few seconds anyways. |
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I don't think I could bring myself sit down. So I'd just go outside somewhere.
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
Hover, ya pansy.
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
how do u think the old times did it before toilets were invented. When men had only simple tools like spears and leaves. They had to squat like a man
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Re: Would you use a dirty old public restroom if you were desperate?
What the fuck is a dunny?
Anyways, I wouldn't go if my kidneys depended on it |
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