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Old 03-26-2002, 09:17 AM
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Exclamation Helll-llooooo!!!

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. The guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?"

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.

The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
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Wouldnt that be your worst nightmare to find the girl of your dreams and is so perfect for you, and after a night of "fun" some crap like that happens that would so be sick for a month.
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[OPRAH]Why Warren.....you are sooooo in denial![/OPRAH]:finger:
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[OPRAH]Why Warren.....you are sooooo in denial![/OPRAH]:finger:
[JERRY SPRINGER GUEST]....YOU GOT A beep beep beep PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU GOD DARN beep beep beep beep. GET YOU ARSE UP HERE AND I'LL beep beep beep beep beep.[/JERRY SPRINGER GUEST]

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