A Honda story...

lxndr · #1 03-13-2005, 01:01 AM

So once again it's Saturday night, and being that I'm married I have nothing better to do than start another off topic thread!

So here's the idea:

This thread will be a running story that we can all contribute to. Your contribution should be a continuation of what others have added and can be in the form of a one liner, a limerick, a poem, or (most likely) a paragraph of senseless jibberish.

Have fun!

lxndr · #2 03-13-2005, 01:03 AM

I once bought a car with a stinky back seat.
The smell was so foul, it was worse than my feet...

stinky817 · #3 03-13-2005, 01:21 AM

it was so horrid..
it made me toss what i was about to eat

lxndr · #4 03-13-2005, 04:17 PM

I took it to the dealer and they had to retreat.
One guy said, "it smells like rotten meat"!...

cvcc_wagon · #5 03-13-2005, 06:11 PM

then we both laughed and said "you said meat"

lxndr · #6 03-14-2005, 12:18 AM

We chuckled and giggled at the smell of defeat.
But what will we do about the stinky back seat?

To clean it and dry it will be a feat none the less.
But did I happen to mention I'm wearing a dress!

cvcc_wagon · #7 03-14-2005, 01:39 AM

no you didn't mention the dress
so i turned and puked into my vest.

lxndr · #8 03-14-2005, 02:14 AM

Yes, this is a dress that I found in the trunk.
My regular clothes were all covered in gunk.

I'm sorry my dress made you puke in your vest.
But today is Monday, so I must look my best.

I made the mistake of sitting in back.
Next thing I knew my clothes were covered in black!

So if I don't get to work soon I'll be in big trouble.
Should I put on some make-up to cover the stubble?

Figori · #9 03-14-2005, 03:31 PM

If you are covering stubble
And wearing a dress,
Then more thanyour car
Is in a mess.

For the backseat, just burn it.
That solution is simple.
For the stubble, I don't think
Makeup covers more than a pimple.

That solution is better found
With a cordless razor in hand.
And then the drive to work
Wouldn't be so bland!

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