Ferrari's bold decision for Formula 1

[Oz]

>>The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
>>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>>Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
> from
>>Macquarie Fields.
>>
>>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
> how
>>unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove
>>a
> set
>>of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> euros
>>worth of high-tech equipment.
>>
>>John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
> Ferrari
>>management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
>>Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As
>>most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
>>advantage over every team.
>>
>>However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the
> crew's
>>first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully
> changed
>>the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
>>re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 6
>>slab's of VB, a kilogram of speed, 2 kilo's of hydroponic buds and
> some
>>photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

[Moppie]

Mate, that joke is older than you are.

[clawhammer]

Not very funny for those outside Australia

[balls_to_the_wall]

Im outside of australia, (hell, the middle of the US) and I found it pretty funny......

Later

-Ryan

[Oz]

Originally Posted by Moppie

Mate, that joke is older than you are.

Sorry Moppie, I forget how the sense of humour starts to go when you turn 25 and start shrinking.

[Tyrone Biggums]

okay. seeing as to how in from newzealend and all.

btw oz- is that pablo escobar in you're avatar?

[-Davo]

Originally Posted by Oz

>>The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
>>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>>Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
> from
>>Macquarie Fields.
>>
>>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
> how
>>unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove
>>a
> set
>>of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> euros
>>worth of high-tech equipment.
>>
>>John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
> Ferrari
>>management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
>>Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As
>>most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
>>advantage over every team.
>>
>>However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the
> crew's
>>first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully
> changed
>>the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
>>re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 6
>>slab's of VB, a kilogram of speed, 2 kilo's of hydroponic buds and
> some
>>photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA holy shit


That's fucking funny.

Just last night my manager at work gave me a sheet of paper that had the GTA: San Andreas PS2 box art on it, but this was (obviously) Photoshoped, to: Grand Theft Auto: Maquarie Fields, and all the pics were of the kids, grafitti and shit like that, so yeah, that's halarious.

[crayzayjay]

Never heard that one before. pretty good

[freakray]

Mclaren finally got a faster car......

[jcsaleen]

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Not very funny for those outside Australia

Agree Im lost other then those Jpm GF pix...

[FormulaLT1]

I thought by the tittle (thought you just left out the LT by accident ) that it would at least have something to do with me but It was kinda funny anyway .

John

[freakray]

Originally Posted by FormulaLT1

I thought by the tittle (thought you just left out the LT by accident ) that it would at least have something to do with me but It was kinda funny anyway .

John

Nah John, you're a joke all of your own

[FormulaLT1]

Me, Nah ----------------














Ray, Nah----------------

What can I say I'm a south park junky and I see a addition to suck list coming shortly .

[Oz]

Hate to tell you, but your suck list is impossible to read.

[FormulaLT1]

Yeah, I know. I have people PM me all the time and ask what it says. I am going to have to use all bold text on the next update.