mr bush

Menu dei Motori · #1 03-09-2005, 05:32 PM

Hu's on first
( We take you now to the Oval Office... )

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East!

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too...maybe we should send some to the guy in China! And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

TaNK_Em · #2 03-09-2005, 06:02 PM

... Well that wasnt very funny in my view, Might be due to the fact i support bush.

- Kevin

Raz_Kaz · #3 03-09-2005, 06:03 PM

LOL....poor george

Damien · #4 03-09-2005, 06:12 PM

kinda blah now of days, ya know, bush jokes. Especially when they are played off on something done so many times (misunderstanding names)

eversio11 · #5 03-09-2005, 06:17 PM

Works better when actually performed

GritMaster · #6 03-09-2005, 06:55 PM

meh.

Tyrone Biggums · #7 03-09-2005, 07:01 PM

Hswagp

crayzayjay · #8 03-09-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eversio11

Works better when actually performed

True, but still pretty good

Tyrone Biggums · #9 03-09-2005, 07:11 PM

a lady up in tampa was attacked by a kerry supporter on the road today. he saw her bush/cheney sticker and ran her off the road.

knorwj · #10 03-09-2005, 07:13 PM

actually i'm a Bush supporter and I still thought that was hilarious! (also a Abbott and Costello fan so maybe thats why)

KustmAce · #11 03-09-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Biggums

a lady up in tampa was attacked by a kerry supporter on the road today. he saw her bush/cheney sticker and ran her off the road.

Um. Ok.

Anyway. That was freakin funny! I read it out loud to myself though, that probably helped.

Ace$nyper · #12 03-09-2005, 10:20 PM

that bit was bad back with abbot and costello this didn't help good try though

knorwj · #13 03-10-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

that bit was bad back with abbot and costello

YogsVR4 · #14 03-10-2005, 01:32 PM

Its a year old, but still humorous.

#15 03-10-2005, 01:39 PM

that was kinda funny

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