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Old 03-07-2005, 09:23 PM
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a mercedes hits a phone pole?

the mercedes "benz"

haw haw haw
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:26 AM
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Old 03-08-2005, 05:54 PM
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...thats the idea?
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Old 03-13-2005, 02:34 PM
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dry,,,,,very dry. Bob Newhart would be proud.
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What do you do if a kid steps in front of your Intrepid?

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Old 03-14-2005, 08:37 AM
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I like the Interpid one better than the Mercedes. Both were cheesy, but both definitely made me laugh out loud for a second.
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wow guys, some pretty hilarious stuff in here. j/k, i thought both left a little to be desired, but the intrepid one gave me a chuckle.
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a mercedes hits a phone pole?

the mercedes "benz"

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THAT WAS EXTREMELY LAME DUDE U NEED TO FIND BETTER JOKES SO U CAN MAKE A GOOD NAME FOR UR SELF, CUZ RITE NOW IT AINT LOOKIN GOOD!!!!!!!!
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It's one of those cases where the pun is so horrible, grimace-inducing, and tasteless that it's actually funny.
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sigh*.........*shakes head*
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Lol like the second one....
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THAT WAS EXTREMELY LAME DUDE U NEED TO FIND BETTER JOKES SO U CAN MAKE A GOOD NAME FOR UR SELF, CUZ RITE NOW IT AINT LOOKIN GOOD!!!!!!!!
wow...ALL CAPS IS GREAT WAY TO PISS PEOPLE OF TOO! AND WHAT IS THIS 8 MILE?? WE HAVE TO MAKE A NAME FOR OURSELF?!? OOOOOKAY...
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