Chew with your mouth CLOSED!!!

RickwithaTbird · #1 02-27-2005, 11:38 PM

Alright so I'm staying at my uncles house right. Boring house. There is no stereo, and even if there was, I wouldnt want to play my music here. So, its a very quiet house. the only sound is the sound of the AC coming on every 15 minutes which is set to 70 which is way to frickin cold for me in the first place. But anyways, so theres nothing for me to do here AT ALL, besides sit here and post on AF. I kid you not. this is the most exciting part of most of my days recently. Well, sometimes my uncle will get a bowl of grapes, and sit 10 feet from me in his chair and read a book. He starts to eat those damned grapes, and I swear to GOD I wanna get up and smack him in the head and tell him STFU. It is so annoying. He sits there for fifteen minutes eating this HUMONGOUS bowl of grapes chewing each one with his mouth open. It sounds like when you are just pretending to be eating with your mouth open just to be obnoxious, even though there is nothing in your mouth. Try it. make all the noises you can with your toungue and lips, and imagine a little bit of a crunch added to it from the crunch of the grapes. That is what he does. It is that damn annoying. He always eats with his mouth open. If you are an open mouthed eater.... cut that shit out. If I had to deal with somebody else in public eating like that for 15 minutes, I would seriously ask them to cut it out. Its like the MTV show boiling points. It is that damn obnoxious. I type really loud and hard on the computer to try and drown him out, but he chews louder than that from 10 feet away. Sometimes I just have to stop and look at him in amazement. He sits there chomping those fucking grapes like a machine. God I hate that shit.

MasterChief1724 · #2 02-27-2005, 11:52 PM

My brother will do the same damn thing. He eats a soft food or something and it sounds like he is squishing guts or something, and he will repeatedly do it even when you tell him to shut his mouth.
People that do it in a public restaraunt disgust me. I'm sitting there eating with my family and its like they regurgitate into their mouth and then keep chomping it and sloshing it around. JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH ALREADY!! If I wanted to hear something like that I would go to the bathroom and listen for someone that gets diarreha.

Mkay

BP2K2Max · #3 02-27-2005, 11:55 PM

x infinity billion. my friend does the same shit with potato chips. i wanna kick him right in his face sometimes.

Oz · #4 02-28-2005, 12:01 AM

I know someone who called off a wedding because their partner consistantly chewed with their mouth open. It's disgusting and completely avoidable.

RickwithaTbird · #5 02-28-2005, 09:04 PM

wow... I was hesitant to post that because I thought I might get flamed for being a dickface. Im glad yall can relate. He was sitting there chomping away as I typed that. I wanted to bruce lee his ass.

-Davo · #6 03-01-2005, 05:47 AM

people, when you eat a pizza, please close your mouth as well.

fredjacksonsan · #7 03-01-2005, 11:11 AM

Thirded. Rick, sounds like it's time for you to go home!!

ghostrx7 · #8 03-01-2005, 11:26 AM

ya, my roomate did that shit, pissed me off real bad. i would yell out oh my f-ing god can u shut ur f-in mouth! he would say thats how i eat.guess thats why i kicked him out!lol

RickwithaTbird · #9 03-01-2005, 04:11 PM

hehe... so why doesnt your room mat elive with you anymore? did he not pay rent, or do his share around the house? Or disrespect your stuff or what?

no, no, no, he did his chores paid his rent, respected my things, but.... he just... always chewed with his mouth open... he had to go.

Its such a worthy cause to kick someone out. I hate that so much. I would rather argue about them leaving a mess sometimes, than hear them slopping their food around in their mouth all the time.

ghostrx7 · #10 03-01-2005, 04:21 PM

lol, and he was depressed all the time and it was rubbing off on me.(cant deal with that!)

dugie6551 · #11 03-01-2005, 04:48 PM

Here's an idea ....

Why not chew with your mouth open about an inch from their ear when they are trying to do talk, etc. Then see what knid of comments they make.

RickwithaTbird · #12 03-01-2005, 05:02 PM

I know. I would do that, but once they cut it out Im just so glad for it to be over that I just forget about it. And when Im mad (while they are doing it) I dont want to do anything sarcastic because I would be too mad to get my point across without being a total fuckhead about it. So I just complain online. If somebody had me annoyed enough, I would do that though. Or just smack my lips and stare at them while they are eating so they get the point of what they sound like.

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