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Old 02-21-2005, 03:46 PM
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You Know You're Driving A Camaro When...

1. You know you're driving a Camaro if your fuel gauge and your tachometer move at the same rate, in opposite directions.
2. What does the back of a Mustang look like anyway?
3. You know you're driving a Camaro when the Mustang in your rearview mirror gets smaller and smaller and smaller!
4. Old ladies move faster than they ever have to get off the street.
5. The cops don't bother chasing you anymore.
6. You challenge a Mustang at a red light, and he looks the other way.
7. Women you don't know drive up next to you, just to wave!
8. You hear "must be nice" countless times in a conversation about your ride.
9. If you convert your horsepower into years, it's longer than your children's children will live.
10. After goosing the engine, you look in your rearview mirror, just to see if that cutie is watching you.
11. When you're checking your rearview mirror and notice a real cutie staring at your car but she can't catch up to wave hi.
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Old 02-21-2005, 03:54 PM
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Re: well

That was the worst top 11 ever. Not even because its about a chevy in a ford forum, but half of those were just idiotic. Namely the first one(your saying your car is either REALLY slow or guzzles 16 gallons of gas in a couple seconds?), any of them about women.. yeah like they wave at EVERY camaro they see.. their arms would fall off. Sorry, but newer camaros and mustangs are not big chick magnets...
Stupid ford vs chevy crap. Just remember, there will always be a ford that is faster than you. There will always be a chevy faster than my ford(s). Who cares.
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I am sorry, but that is one ugly car. How much does that thing weigh? 3500lbs? If not, it sure looks it
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you know your driving a camaro when your car looks like the doorstop in the kitchen.
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12) If it took you a top 11 list to feel good about yourself.
13) If you really give a shit about ford vs. chevy.
14) If you dont mention a cobra in your anti-mustang post
15) If you troll off to mustang forums to cause a fight
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Re: well

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You Know You're Driving A Camaro When....

You decide to be a Troll and start crap in other forums...
You think your crap smells like rose's.
You think Chevy is going to bring the Camaro back.
You wonder why Ford does not have the cat hump in the passenger side floor.
You have to drop the front suspension to do a engine swap.
You have to drop the engine to look at the back half of it.
You wonder why Chevy could not sell enough camaro's to keep them profitable.
you wonder why your too stupid to figure why Chevy could not sell enough camaro's to keep them profitable.
you wonder when you last took viagra to feel good about yourself.
you should try using your Mullet to cover your bald spot.
you wonder what no shoes, no shirt, no service means.
you think your first cousin looks pretty hot.
you wonder why camaro's don't really come with duel exhaust.
you use primer as your paint job.
you run out of primer.
you think superglue will fix your fiberglass.
you think bondo is a dent remover.
you can't buy a new camaro.
your fastest car is thisOne mean Chevy
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threads like this make me wish i was a mod so i could shut your asses up. enough already.
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Plastic fenders, plastic doors wanna be dual exhaust. Keep trying chevy boy.
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Hey...any mods out there ???

Time to lock this thread !

( and maybe ban the turd that started it.....your call on that one. )
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I for one think this is hilarious. We get Chevy guys and ricers over here all the time trying the damnest to get us to believe that they have the better car.

Why is that?

Answer: Because they fear us....................and they should.

Ain't it great to drive a Stang.
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Re: well

idk... driving a wedge could be fun
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Re: well

but yeah this probably should be closed
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Quote:
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You Know You're Driving A Camaro When...

1. You know you're driving a Camaro if your fuel gauge and your tachometer move at the same rate, in opposite directions.
Sounds like a pretty bad engine to me. That's right, you have a LS-1!

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2. What does the back of a Mustang look like anyway?
Probably don't know because they're too far ahead of you.

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3. You know you're driving a Camaro when the Mustang in your rearview mirror gets smaller and smaller and smaller!
It doesn't count when the thing is parked.

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4. Old ladies move faster than they ever have to get off the street.
Running over the seniors of our society. I'm sure your mom is proud of that one.

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5. The cops don't bother chasing you anymore.
It gets a little boring catching you time and time again.

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6. You challenge a Mustang at a red light, and he looks the other way.
He's probably sick of beating Camaros and needs a break.

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7. Women you don't know drive up next to you, just to wave!
What you don't know is they're just trying to get your attention to tell you, you left your gas cap off.

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8. You hear "must be nice" countless times in a conversation about your ride.
You just don't care to listen to them add "for an outdated pony car."

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9. If you convert your horsepower into years, it's longer than your children's children will live.
What are your kids, house flies?

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10. After goosing the engine, you look in your rearview mirror, just to see if that cutie is watching you.
Trying to impress that 12 year old at the local Wal-Mart doesn't count as a cutie.

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11. When you're checking your rearview mirror and notice a real cutie staring at your car but she can't catch up to wave hi.
Yeah it's hard for those girls to keep up with your car when they're on a pink bike.
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Re: well

Ok, enough if enough. Not sure what was intended by all this, but it's going to cause nothing by flaming. So thread closed.
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