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02-21-2005, 12:54 AM
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Drunk Sex
Am I the only one that hates drunk sex? Half the time it's impossible to bust, the other half i'm softer than a marshmellow. And it seems like i'm the only one that is like this, cause all my friends always wanna fuck girls when they're drunk and they dont seem to have any problems with it. When i get drunk i love macking on girls but i'm scared that if i get them to have sex i wont be able to keep it up or something... it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks.
It prolly has something to do with the fact that i always last long as hell, even the first time i had sex it took me like a 1/2 hour to bust. what the fuck is wrong with me... can i do anything about this? Besides viagra cause i'm way too young for that shit 
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02-21-2005, 01:05 AM
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Gotti you could of made your point without most of the details you posted. Anyway, I see it this way. Either you can drink and not have sex, or have sex but no drink. It's the only advice I've got.
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02-21-2005, 09:08 AM
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Re: Drunk Sex
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 Can't say i've ever had that problem... But i suppose you should just stick to one or the other.
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02-21-2005, 09:25 AM
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That's because you drink too much Polski! Lay off the Luksusowa and stick to beers - you can't expect to function when you're completely pissed tanked brat. Tso ti robiche? (horribly sp'd but its been a while).
Wicked avitar btw - hook me up with some of these polski princesses of yours dude lol! 
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02-21-2005, 09:35 AM
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Re: Drunk Sex
if im bringing a girl home for the first time, and im drunk, i sometimes have problems too. if i already banged a girl, and am confortable with her, i love drunk sex! i usually get more freaky and agressive. (which women love!)but i have brought girls home from the bar and couldnt seal the deal! it does suck really really bad, but at least i didnt sleep with a whore that probably has aids!!!!!lol
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02-21-2005, 10:54 AM
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Sounds like you're showing signs of early male impotence.
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02-21-2005, 12:08 PM
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Re: Drunk Sex
it happens when you drink too much. having a few beers can kinda get me in the mood, but i've been drunk to the point where seeing boobies in triplicate, as awesome as it may be, just makes me nauseous.
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02-21-2005, 01:03 PM
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Its prolly like this, if i drink less than 5-6 beers it takes like 2 hours to bust, if i drink 6+ i'm never completely limp, just "semi" the whole time an thats not enuff, you know what i'm sayin? Maybe i should buy some ginseng, dont know what it does but i know its something for your dick lol its awesome when i'm sober tho, cause i last as long as i want and never less than a 1/2 hour so almost every girl i've fucked has said i'm the best they ever had (cause they say most guys are 1 minute men) so i have tons of booty calls lol Just wanted to check on here if i'm the only one thats like this.... cause i think i remember somebody on here saying they take forever to bust too, so i wanted to see if they're like me when they're drunk too
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02-21-2005, 01:36 PM
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You're not the only guy this happens to. I hear PLENTY of stories of "drunk dick" and such. When the guy is drunk and the girl is somewhat cohearant that'll piss her off. but no worries, most girls kinda expect that to happen if the guys had a bit too much.
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02-21-2005, 02:50 PM
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02-21-2005, 03:01 PM
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I've never had that problem, thank God, but more than a few of my friends have, so it's certainly not uncommon. My only advice is, if you're out and looking to score, just have a few less to drink 
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02-21-2005, 03:33 PM
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 J/K ... I don't want to see anybody's drunk sex pictures. Besides someone had to post this !!!!
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