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02-18-2005, 07:46 PM
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Phone Call From Daddy
.....((((RING)))).
...**Pick Up**. .."Hello?". "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?". "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank". After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank".. "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now". .....Brief Pause. ."Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway". "Okay Daddy, just a minute". A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy". ."And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!". "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?". "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead". .***Long Pause***. .***Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039 ????? 
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02-18-2005, 07:59 PM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
I saw that ending coming. Good joke though
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02-18-2005, 08:13 PM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
 Classic. I love jokes like that.
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02-18-2005, 09:00 PM
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Re: Re: Phone Call From Daddy
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02-18-2005, 09:04 PM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
Joke - funny
Above comment -
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02-18-2005, 10:14 PM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
 awesome joke. but the way I caught it was that he was like" swimming pool? is this yada yada #" as if he wanted to cover it up and make like he's a random caller when he aint.
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02-19-2005, 01:36 AM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
lol.. funniest joke i have heard in awhile.
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02-19-2005, 03:08 AM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
ROFL!!!!!!
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02-19-2005, 03:20 AM
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Re: Phone Call From Daddy
Bahahahahahaha
, That was great
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