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02-18-2005, 02:09 PM
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You can't take it with you!!
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it." 
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02-18-2005, 02:11 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
nice
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02-18-2005, 02:16 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
haha
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02-18-2005, 02:30 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
good one
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02-18-2005, 02:30 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
Good one tonio
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02-18-2005, 05:27 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
Good'un
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02-18-2005, 07:56 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
that was great
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02-18-2005, 09:16 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
nice, nice.
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02-18-2005, 09:29 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
thats so wrong... yet so deceptively smart.. I LOVE IT
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02-18-2005, 11:42 PM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
hehe, nice one.
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02-19-2005, 01:41 AM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
i would have jumped in the grave, and stolen that money right quick...and then pull a carl lewis out of the cemetary....
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02-20-2005, 12:19 AM
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Re: You can't take it with you!!
Reminds me of my father. He used to hate to part with his money, and when people told him,"You can't take it with you!" He'd reply," Sure you can- just get travelers checks!"
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