Need help with car sabotage

fearless_simian · 03-19-2002, 04:01 AM

Some one keeps parking in my spot so I am getting very upset with them. So I am plotting revenge against them. But I have some criteria that must be met.

1. Their car must be safe ( No need to hurt anyone)
2. It must not be noticable when they first drive away (they will know it was me)
3. I don't want damages to be to exspensive, even though the prick got the car from thier parents.

So I need some fun suggestions. So far I have come up with notching thier wiper blades. putting orange soda in thier wiper fluid. restricting the intake. I would go for the classic banana in the tailpipe but that would lead to some suspicion fairly quickly.

Oh and if I can't figure out something good then I will just have to resort to haveing them towed.

Gonthrax · 03-19-2002, 04:21 AM

Leave um a note eluding to the fact that the tow truck man is going to pay him a visit, then if he's there the next day, call the tow truck man

Spec2 Girl · 03-19-2002, 04:25 AM

You could move his side mirrors every day so he has to alter them all the time. It's only a small thing but it's always very annoying.

fearless_simian · 03-19-2002, 04:31 AM

already left the note so if they are there again it is payback time, interesting window idea. please keep them coming

taranaki · 03-19-2002, 08:16 AM

My favourite revenge involves 4 large cinder blocks and a trolley jack.If your victim parks in your space again ,use the trolley jack to raise the car as high as you can,then place the blocks under the axles.A standard car scissor jack may get him back on his wheels,but it will take a lot of time and effort.

Don't worry too much that he will figure out who did it,you are after all the 'fearless' simian!

EF6_CR-X · 03-19-2002, 08:34 AM

Pour some oil under his engine bay when the car is parked, so when he drives away he'll think his car has a bad oil leak, he'll freak out and pay $$ to get it checked.. and then to make sure it isn't leaking anymore he'll have to park it somewhere else..

just an idea

Setanta · 03-19-2002, 09:00 AM

Cheese or milk into the external vents... as it gets hot and goes off, the smell gets stronger and stronger...

KatWoman · 03-19-2002, 11:41 AM

Have a printer? Get some big bright orange labels that can be printed on....preferable 5" x 7" and in big black block letters type:

WARNING:

THIS VEHICLE IS IN VIOLATION OF TITLE 28 OF THE
________* TRANSPORTATION CODE, SECTION 3, ARTICLE 5(A).
IF NOT REMOVED WITHIN ___ HOURS OF VIOLATION, ___________** WILL BE ORDERED TO REMOVED SAID VEHICLE TO CITY STORAGE.
MAX FINE $250 + STORAGE. IF VEHICLE NOT RECLAIMED WITHIN 10 DAYS, VEHICLE SHALL BE REMOVED FOR SALVAGE/RESALE.

*fill in your city or state here

** fill in state or local police agency

emadboy200 · 03-19-2002, 03:47 PM

If that person ever leaves one of the windows rolled down you can pee in the car

03-19-2002, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emadboy200
If that person ever leaves one of the windows rolled down you can pee in the car

Oh that's just plain nasty....:monkeypis

Good, but nasty...sheesh...imagine the smell and trying get it cleaned.

Or you can pee ON the car. That works too.

Or if you have the time, late one night (like 3 or 4am) go and let all the air out of a tire. Just place a small pebble in the valve or do it yourself. Then place a note on the car stating that the car will be towed. You can sit back and watch as the jerk scrambles to change the tire or get it inflated with some Fix-A-Flat. LOL!

NeoFreek · 03-19-2002, 05:52 PM

You could try putting windsheild wiper fluid in his gas tank.

Something that you can't get in trouble for is letting the air out of his tires until they are flat.

NSX-R-SSJ20K · 03-19-2002, 07:03 PM

i;d use some hydrochloric acid on the rear of the car

dropping a piano on the front then i would crash it into a railing and a wall

ever seen apocalypse clarkson he does that to a porsche 911

he also shoots it kicks it and throws the front light that fell off at the widow which he kicks in again pretty funny
then he dropped it on a caravan

S Brake · 03-19-2002, 09:15 PM

put two small metal bb's into their tire hose then when you screw the cap on the air will leak out very slowly, it will be completely empty in about an hour and you will be no where near him.

DaFoo · 03-19-2002, 09:20 PM

Does this guy have hub caps? If so, put a bunch of pebbles in them. It is funny as shit. When they take off, and slow down, they hear the pebbles clanking around. When they go a little faster, it stops (inertia). Do it on a rear tire so they have trouble locating the spot.

fearless_simian · 03-19-2002, 09:36 PM

wow. these are awesome. unfortunately the person moved one spot up so now it is just teasing me because they have taken someone else's spot. ah well.

sounds like i need to get a bunch of BB's. thanks everybody

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