need some help. hillbilly acting a fool

ok I have been having problems with my fucked up, compulsive lier, hill billy, old ass neighbor and his dog. His dog has been comming in my yard killin my chickens and barking at me like he owns the place. I asked my neighbor to put the dog up. He tells me that his dog aint no problem and that I am the problem. We live in the country in the woods, there aint no kind of leash or fence law out here. Well yesterday I was raking up the leaves in my yard, my kids were in the house(door open) watching cartoons, when I look up and I see the ass end of that dog going in my front door. I dropped the rake and hauled ass in my home, I told the dog to get out of my house. When the dog turned around she lunged at me teeth bared and tried to bite me. I reached out on my front deck and got my splitting maul and wacked the dog. She ran in my kitchen and tried to bite me again, I hit the bitch like 6 times, still she would not get out or go down. So I grabed a can of oven cleaner and sprayed it in her eyes, and I finaly got the dog out of my home. I think the dog may be blind now. My kids seen the hole thing. I feel terrable about that. Well, I call him and told him what had happened. He says that it was my fault that the dog tried to bite me cuz I wacked her. I guess he seen his dog cuz he called back and said that if anything else happens to his dog he would put me down. This man is psycho. I called the cops and they said that they wont do anything unless actual harm has been done. How fucked up is that

[Vtec913]

ouch, oven cleaner in the eyes... ooooo man that makes my eyes sting just thinking about it

[Vtec913]

plus you should have taken the dog down, if its trying to bite you, then it may start going after your kids. Just hope its blind so it cant do anything now

yes but how, I dont own a gun. I smacked it like 6 times with a splittin maul and it still did not go down

[ghostrx7]

do u have fence? put up some barbed wire.

[TapouT]

If the dog comes in your house again, just shoot the shit out of it.

[Vtec913]

what exactly is a splittin maul?

[TapouT]

I suggest get one.

it is basicly an ax with a flat side and a sharp side. I use it to split my fire wood

[TapouT]

Nice. I take it that dog must be pretty big.

she is pit and great dane. yeah big dog

[Vtec913]

did you hit it with the sharp side? Even if you did hit it with the blunt side it should have dazed him quite a bit

[-Josh-]

That's all you had to say was that it was part pit and i understood everything. By high powered paintball guns and shoot the hell out of it everytime you see it, and if that doesn't work, borrow a gun and shoot it in the head. Or just run it over next time you see it out in the road, or set up a bear trap between your property and your neighbors, it will think twice about coming around after that.

I think the flat side hit it. not sure. it was in the heat of the moment. there was blood on mt floor and carpet

[jon@af]

If you happen to have a compound bow, or know someone who does, if it's got the proper silencing spiders on the string, all you should hear is a dull twang, a dull thud, and a brief howl. Bury the body in a field somewhere away from where you live at night, and claim you don't know what happened. After all, you guys live in the woods...