Why does this shit happen to me?! ROFL V-Day fiasco(s)...

[Cyprus106]

I got home from a long day of classes and a longer day of work, slightly exhausted. Recently, there’s been a rash of break-in’s in the area, so I, being worried about my thousands of dollars worth of home entertainment shit, bought a closed circuit security system with wireless hidden cameras, a digital video recorder and motion detectors. All of which is still in the mail as of today, the 15th. When I get home, my roommate tells me the power's been turned off because I didn't pay the bill. We made a mad dash to get to the power place before it closed, I paid and we went back home and called the other roommate to get him to pitch in on the bill paying. The power people said they'd turn on the power that night. It was getting dark when we left. So we went to T.P.s, where other roommate works, had a few drinks and dinner, got the money and went home. When we got back the power still wasn't on but as we were walking in, roomie 1 noticed that the screen to one of the front windows that we'd left halfway open was ripped out, and the window open all the way. We searched the house, but nothing was missing. The reason: they couldn't see! The freaking power was out and it was dark inside. I could barely see when we left at dusk. Teach me to pay the fuckin power bill. The broken chair that was sitting upside down on the table was knocked off, but aside from that, not much had moved. Lucky shit.

Next came v-day with the girlfriend. My intention was good enough: Take her to one of the best restaurants in the area, Les Bourgeois, for a nice remote dinner on a cliff side, overlooking the Missouri River, then take her close to the river and sit on the bank for a while, if I timed it just right we could see the train passing on the other side, which looks cool at night. After that, take her stargazing on a walk a long ways from civilization and finally, go to the Mall for her favorite: Dip-n-Dots.
To start, I made reservations too late, and the restaurant was booked, along with all of the other nice restaurants in town. I skipped that and went straight for the river. As we were driving on federal wildlife territory, I ran over a bunny rabbit, who made a suicide dive in front of my car. Now personally, I thought I'd missed it. Bumpy road, couldn't tell. So I laughed at the rabbit's luck. It turns out, as we were heading back, the rabbit wasn't so lucky. Then she wasn't too happy with me.
So next, when we went for a walk, it was great. We walked around, holding hands, went through a bunch of trees, but it was cloudy, so the stars weren't very visible. We heard coyotes howling, and it was great. Then I saw this amazingly bright shooting star, which wouldda been perfect. I actually had to blink twice before I realized it and I tried so hard to get her to look but she missed it. The she fell into a thorn bush and cut her leg.
After we left, we went to the mall for the dip-n-dots just in time to watch it close. So when I dropped her off this morning, she seemed pretty irritated. Why des all this bullshit always happen to ME?! I've got friends that say we should start a sitcom. I'm getting ready to pitch it to ABC now lol

[-Jayson-]

lol man that sucks, and killing a poor bunny rabit will definitely NOT put your date in a good mood, unless shes really weird.

sorry, I feel for you. Better luck next time

[TapouT]

Man that sucks. What are the odds the night would turn out that bad.

[fredjacksonsan]

But those kind of stories are good to tell. Hopefully she's cool and will be able to laugh about it in a few days --probably AFTER you make it up to her.....

[RickwithaTbird]

what a bitch. Its not your fault the rabbit commited suicide. It probably had a bad V Day, or something. Then she fell into a thorn bush? Ouch, man, that sucks but damn.... her fault. You did your best to get her to Dip N Dots, its the thought that counts. You tried hard to give her a nice V Day, she should be flattered. You should have made reservations earlier though, everybody knows that. But she shouldn't be mad at you, its not your fault it didnt go well.


PS... sorry it sucked.

[HogieGT-R]

it's not your fault...you did everything you could....and at least you tried...yesterday one of my lady friends went out with her b/f....he made her dress up...like going all out...only to go to the 99...(which is so casual that it's not funny)...that's ny definition of not trying.....bah valentine's day can suck my dick.....

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

bah valentine's day can suck my dick.....

Thats it and thats all.

[KustmAce]

Shit happens. Don't dwell on it, and if she does, run away.

[Cyprus106]

eeh she derived twisted humor out of it. Plus that's a pretty good story to tell lol

[dita0401]

Originally Posted by imtheoneandonlyD

Thats it and thats all.

Thats all and thats it.