Got a question or two.

stoned_pimp420 · #1 02-15-2005, 01:33 PM

If I was to shoot a mime, would I need a silencer?
Why do they call it a building if it's already built?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same damn thing?

If I come up with anymore questions I'll be sure to add them to this thread.

fredjacksonsan · #2 02-15-2005, 01:42 PM

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

ghostrx7 · #3 02-15-2005, 05:06 PM

i bet the mime would talk then, or just scream!!!!!!

stoned_pimp420 · #4 02-16-2005, 03:09 PM

then I could celebrate! HA HA HA HA I MADE A MIME MAKE A NOISE! WEE YIPPIE!

Jay! · #5 02-16-2005, 09:53 PM

I've had a mime start talking to me. It was freakin' weird!

leadfootGTP · #6 02-16-2005, 09:55 PM

need we shoot the mime just to make him talk? In any case i enjoy living mimes much more than bleeding ones so i will continue to drop them quarters rather than bullets

RickwithaTbird · #7 02-16-2005, 09:55 PM

^^wow. thats really sad.

(btw, inflammible is the opposite of flammible)

Why do they call it a scaffolding if its already scaffolded?

Why do they call it an earring if its already eared?

Why do they call it a double quarter pounder instead of a half pounder?

whats the difference between a hamburger with cheese, and a cheese burger?

Why do airplanes fly in the jet stream?

Why are all ice cream trucks, vans?

Why do we walk on slippers?

Why does a bed have four legs and one foot?

If youre having a Moving Sale... How am I supposed to find it?

If theres a goat on a landscape, is that a scapegoat?

lazysmurff · #8 02-16-2005, 10:06 PM

did adam and eve have belly buttons?

if nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick the pan?

why are their braille dots on drive up ATM's?

RickwithaTbird · #9 02-16-2005, 10:17 PM

lol, good ones! ^

was adam circumsized?

did eve get pms?

Muscletang · #10 02-16-2005, 10:37 PM

If Superman is bullitt proof why does he duck when somebody throws a gun at him?

RickwithaTbird · #11 02-17-2005, 05:36 PM

he must not be gun proof.

BP2K2Max · #12 02-19-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

he must not be gun proof.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

(btw, inflammible is the opposite of flammible)

rick i hate to break it to ya, but flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

inflammable
flammable

RickwithaTbird · #13 02-20-2005, 07:07 PM

that can't be correct. it has to be incorrect.

BP2K2Max · #14 02-21-2005, 12:27 AM

look here it also answers why superman takes bullets but ducks for guns.

stoned_pimp420 · #15 02-21-2005, 02:22 PM

This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck.

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

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