It's official - Sweden is the dumbest nation

[crayzayjay]

12:30 01Feb2005 Swedish policeman robs bank, returns to solve case

STOCKHOLM, Feb 1 (Reuters) - A Swedish police officer has confessed he robbed a bank and later investigated the crime himself, telling reporters at the time police had no clues.
A court in the central town of Bollnas on Monday officially charged the 36-year-old for the armed robbery on Dec. 17, court documents said on Tuesday, adding he had pleaded guilty.
The amount of money stolen was not disclosed but was described as sizeable. An hour after the crime the police officer returned to the bank as a leading police investigator handling the case.
Colleagues became suspicious when he bought a new car in mid-January, paying 219,000 Swedish crowns ($31,400) in cash using banknotes from the robbery, the court said.
Tuesday, 01 February 2005 12:30:32RTRS [nL0131605 ] {C}ENDS

Burglar Held; Lost False Teeth at Scene
The Associated Press
February 6 2005

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Police used dental records to identify a man who broke into a cafeteria in southern Sweden - the suspect left his false teeth with his social security number engraved in them at the scene of the crime.
The 43-year-old man admitted to breaking into a hospital cafeteria in Karlshamn, 370 miles south of Stockholm, after being presented with the evidence, the newspaper Kristianstadsbladet said Sunday.
The man told the police he left the cafeteria in a hurry after failing to find anything of any value and dropped the teeth while fleeing the building.
The judge who ordered the man's detention was not available for comment Sunday.

[clawhammer]

This is great

[-Davo]

If that's a joke, that's bloody halaroius, if that's true, that's even funnyer than any joke I've ever had the pleasure of hearing, or reading.

Where's the link?

[crayzayjay]

Both completely true. You can probably find the first on the Reuters website.

[fredjacksonsan]

Man, that's good. People are amazing.

[chacal]

Both true and both very stupid, but they dont make Sweden a dumb nation!

[crayzayjay]

The two events don't make Sweden a dumb nation. It's the frequency of these stupid events that's worrying

title's just a joke anyway. if i wanted to stereotype, i'd think back to the only Swede ive ever properly known and say that all swedish chicks have really big knockers

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

if i wanted to stereotype, i'd think back to the only Swede ive ever properly known and say that all swedish chicks have really big knockers

But that's true, isn't it? ISN'TIT?


Stupidity has no loyalty to any country, that's for sure.

[Oz]

The perfect nation - breeding hot dumb blonde chicks since the time of Vikings....

I'm moving to Sweden.

[SiGNAL748]

And you would engrave your social security number in your teeth because...?

[ASTAutoSales]

they have SSN in places other then US? I thought the Social Security Administration was an American only rip off. Other countries fell for it AFTER us?

[chacal]

No. Some fell for it before...

[freakray]

America has some competition.....