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Old 02-07-2005, 12:08 PM
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Lightbulb 2 old ladies...
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.


Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
she prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
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Old 02-07-2005, 12:19 PM
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Haha, good one tonio. I really liked this one.
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Re: 2 old ladies...
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Re: 2 old ladies...
HAHAHA....thats a good one
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Re: 2 old ladies...
lol, thats awesome... who comes up with that kind of random stuff? GENIUS!!!
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Re: 2 old ladies...
repost, but still funny
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Re: 2 old ladies...
Tonio at his finest.....
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Re: 2 old ladies...
thats hilarious
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Re: 2 old ladies...
lol, heard before but still funny.
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Ewwwww....smokers

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Re: 2 old ladies...
That reminds me... it's not the size of the hump that matters - it's the direction the camel is pointed!

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That reminds me... it's not the size of the hump that matters - it's the direction the camel is pointed!

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LoL couldn't resist.
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