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Old 01-30-2005, 12:37 AM
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Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

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Ok, heres the scenario.

The chick Ive liked for a while wants to come to my place, make dinner with me, watch Eyes Wide Shut, and she wants my parents to be out of the house. Sounds good, yes?

I tried to make a move. Turns out she thought it was just strictly cuz we're friends. I feel like dying right now.

Opinions: Was I wrong to read into this? She cant belive that I considered this anything more than friendly, but come on, it all adds up to a night of secks at least from my (male) perspective. Advice/Opinions plz.
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Old 01-30-2005, 12:40 AM
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Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

Sounds like a cock tease to me. She wanted to come over and the whole bit right? I guess just ask her where she stands.
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Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

What are you, 13? How in the hell is Eyes Wide Shut considered erotic?
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Old 01-30-2005, 12:41 AM
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She played up the whole "erotica" thing, I just thought it was Stanley Kubrick doing his usual shit, with nude scenes.
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What are you, 13? How in the hell is Eyes Wide Shut considered erotic?
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You either misread the situation, or she is playing games. Either way, just apologize and ask if you can hang out with her as friends. These things happen, and will continue to happen until people can read minds, so don't feel bad about it. If you think that's embarrasing wait until you try picking up chicks at bars, just remember, lower standards higher average.
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Eh, you can always rape the bitch
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LOL, bust out the old "let's not turn this rape into a murder" line if all else fails.
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Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

Keep making the moves, see what happens.
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Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

Try some Jenna Jameson or Asia Carrera next time.....
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You need to attend the crayzayjay school of Biffage. I'll give you an AF discount
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Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

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Ok, heres the scenario.

The chick Ive liked for a while wants to come to my place, make dinner with me, watch Eyes Wide Shut, and she wants my parents to be out of the house. Sounds good, yes?

I tried to make a move. Turns out she thought it was just strictly cuz we're friends. I feel like dying right now.

Opinions: Was I wrong to read into this? She cant belive that I considered this anything more than friendly, but come on, it all adds up to a night of secks at least from my (male) perspective. Advice/Opinions plz.

You were not wrong to think that, if she didn't tell you straight from the begining it's STRICKLY friendship, then she is at fault for having led you on the goose chase, so-to-speek.
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