Not you're average stress release

[TexasF355F1]

2005. What can I say. Already it's a better year than last. I'm happier, more positive, a little more cocky, and just dont give a fuck about anything or anyone(okay so i do still care about others). Most of yall probably remember all my threads about that stupid-ass bitch whore that i use to like. Completely over her and could really give to rats asses about her, her roomate or any of her small town friends that i know.

It feels good. It feels really good to be an ass sometimes and say shit people wouldnt generally expect me to say. That bitch thought she could be caniving and use me and my roomate. Well I'm a lot smarter or mature enough to know who these games work and play em too.

Came back from christmas break and didnt see her for a few days(thank the Lord). Then she comes over, do yall have any beer? Yea bitch i do. It was a bud light in the can that had been there for over a month so i gave it to her so she'd get the hell out. Then came over a few days later asking for more beer. Bitch do you think your gonna get something everytime? My roomate ended up giving her shots of shmirnoff so the bottle would be gone b/c neither of us drink that shitty quality vodka. Then they wanted me to get beer for them at the store. "Hurry we've gotta be at our friends in 10 minutes." Well sorry bitch, but were walking out the door.

Then a few days later, again, i'm walking up the stairs with a bag of ice. I dont want to use the nasty cube trays and tap water so i just buy a bag to have it. Her front door was open for cool air or something, and i was just thinking to myself i know if she sees me with this shes gonna say something. Sure enough, im almost in the door, the key is in and im about to turn it and all the sudden i hear "Whats the ice for, yall drinking tonight?" I say "It's for anything you can use ice for, just to have it." She says, "Well if yall decide to drink to night let me know." I say "Oh okay, sure will." I couldn't believe i actually foresaw that happening. I couldnt believe it.

A few days later she comes over and says oh look at my new puppy. Wow he's cute and all but truely i dont care. Now that dogs taken two shits on the porch, closer to our door than theirs and it just sits there. It took 2 days before she cleaned the first shit up. The second one my roomate picked up b/c he got tired of looking at it. I told him to never do that shit again. Next time it happens and its there for more than 2 days its gonna end up in a flamming bag or im just gonna smear it on their door.

I could go on and on, hell maybe ill add more later. Now this may seem like im pissed but im not. I'm laughing the entire time im writing this. This ought to be a fun semester. Good times to come for sure.

Hope everyones year is starting off on the right foot and are happy.

[YogsVR4]

Glad to hear you're handling that whole situation so well

2005 has been a pretty good year so far

[GritMaster]

Lucky Bastards... My 2005 has sucked so far.

[Dog_soldier13]

Well its good ur year has started off good, mine has started off with the death of my grandpa who i was pretty close to and my girl frind moved then dumped my for no fuckin reason

[Oz]

Keep us updated.

Why not get her trashed and ..........?

[RickwithaTbird]

Originally Posted by Oz

Keep us updated.

Why not get her trashed and ..........?

yeah dude. thats what I say. She sounds like the little party tramp type.

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by Dog_soldier13

Well its good ur year has started off good, mine has started off with the death of my grandpa who i was pretty close to and my girl frind moved then dumped my for no fuckin reason

Sorry to hear that man. Coming from someone whose been to more funerals than I can count on my fingers and toes it's definately hard to deal with. The hardest part for me didnt occur until i was a junior in high school. I lost both of my grandfathers within a year and a half of each other, and my grandma had a massive stroke and shriveled up into a rasin. That happened 11 years ago and she's still alive. But what i realized is that i hardly got to know my grandparents, and they didnt even get to see me get my licence or graduate from high school and thats still hard for me to deal with and i miss them so much. So think of all the positive things you can to remember him and frame some pictures of yall together.

Sucks about your girl. But apparently she has some issues to deal with and your probably better off and youll find someone 10x better. Best to you this year.

Originally Posted by Oz

Keep us updated.

Why not get her trashed and ..........?

HAHA! Well Oz, that just aint my style. Plus she probably has a disease anyways since she's from a small redneck town where all they know how to do is fuck, do drugs and plow. I've learned from her that small towns are full of good for nothing bitches with low IQ's and even lower self esteems. All in all they're all worthless farm fucks.

[Oz]

Are you gay?

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by Oz

Are you gay?

Hell no, but im the big V. Hope that answers your question.

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

Hell no, but im the big V. Hope that answers your question.

Good man. Save yourself for higher standards....hard to come across guys that will admit to that kind of stuff and be proud.



I salute you

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Good man. Save yourself for higher standards....hard to come across guys that will admit to that kind of stuff and be proud.



I salute you

Thanks I appreciate that. I'm not afraid to admit to anyone. I've just always had the mindset that I'm waiting for a girl I love. Not necessarily waiting on marriage, just the right girl.

[Oz]

What if she loves the cock?

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by Oz

What if she loves the cock?

Now your questions are just becoming redundant.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

Thanks I appreciate that. I'm not afraid to admit to anyone. I've just always had the mindset that I'm waiting for a girl I love. Not necessarily waiting on marriage, just the right girl.

I've got to say good man, you certainly won't regret your patience.


Here's to 2005 indeed

[Oz]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

Now your questions are just becoming redundant.

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'
If it smells like trout, get the fuck out.