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#1
03-13-2002, 01:29 PM
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Humor
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," she observed.
To the first mother, she said, "You are obsessed with eating. You'vee even named your daughter Candy." She turned to the second mother. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." She turned to the third. "Your obsession is alcohol. As manifested in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
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03-13-2002, 01:30 PM
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Four nuns die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells them
that they can all be admitted, but that they must wash away any taint of contact with the male body using a bowl of holy water, proffered by a cherub. The first nun admits "I once saw a naked man", and washes her eyes with the water. The second says "I once brushed a man's groin with my hand", and washes her hands in it. The third nun is about to speak when the fourth pushes her aside, saying "Hey! I need to wash my mouth out before you sit in that!"
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#3
03-13-2002, 01:37 PM
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I like the first joke best
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#6
03-13-2002, 03:31 PM
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Nice one
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#7
03-13-2002, 03:33 PM
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Very funny! :hehehe: :hehehe:
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03-13-2002, 03:39 PM
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Lol,
 Ahh :hehehe:
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03-13-2002, 04:35 PM
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An Irishman goes on the 'Sale of the Century' TV quiz show and chooses Irish history as his category
"In what year was the Easter rising? "Pass, he replies "Who was Parnell? "Pass, he replies "What's the difference between the Orange and the Green? "Pass, he replies "Good man, Seamus!" comes a voice from the audience, "tell them nothing!"
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