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01-24-2005, 08:28 PM
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Jokes
I went to the bank today and found out that I have enough money to last me the rest of my life...
 Providing I die in two weeks (Ain't that the truth) If a woman will do it for spaghetti does that make her a pasta-tute  A drunk is walking along a river, down by the river a minister is baptizing people. The drunk is stumbling around and the minister gets ahold of him, and dips him in the Baptizmal water. The minister pulls him up and goes, "Have you seen Jesus My Son!?" "Uh no," the drunk replies. So the minister dips him again. The minister pulls him up and goes, "Have you seen Jesus My Son!?" "Uh no," the drunk replies. So the minister dips him again. This time the minister holds him under for a long time, and pulls him up, and goes "Have you finally seen the savior my son?" "Are you sure hes down there?" replies the drunk 
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#3
01-24-2005, 09:04 PM
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Re: Jokes
I didn't find any of them funny.
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01-24-2005, 10:53 PM
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I enjoyed them...
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01-24-2005, 11:31 PM
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Re: Jokes
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