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#1
03-13-2002, 09:22 AM
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Round and round
A young blond woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier. The sailor took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her waist and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded in agreement. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. >From then on, every night, he would bring her two sandwiches and a piece of fruit. Then they would make passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food during my free trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." 
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03-13-2002, 09:47 AM
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Rofl!!! :hehehe: :hehehe:
Good one JD  GonthraX & GonthraX give it three thumbs up!!
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03-13-2002, 01:44 PM
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Hahahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe:
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03-13-2002, 01:59 PM
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Re: Round and round
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LOL!!!  Top notch joke, JD
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#6
03-13-2002, 02:30 PM
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hahahaha
Nice one 
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